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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    The class next door to my history class was watching a movie and I guess something really bad happened cause you could hear people screaming and crying and after the bell rang I saw a football player and his friends come out of the classroom crying and hugging each other and I asked my friend who was in that class what happened and she told me that a dog died.

  3. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because you're not dying. You're not even sick. You are perfectly fine, yet you hurt so much that you can't even breathe. You can't sleep, and you can't stop the tears from falling. You may eat too much. You may not eat at all. Non-smokers light up. Non-drinkers find a beer. A broken heart is one of the worlds greatest equalizer because it can turn even the sweetest angel into the fücking devil.

  4. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:21am UTC
    If all the amazing quote writers leave us slowly,
    Will our top quotes be like 12 favs each??

  5. Merisa Beĉiĉ* Merisa Beĉiĉ*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    When he stops talking to you. And your world gets crushed.

  6. Cheese1165 Cheese1165
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    *when you get in trouble and end up in jail*
    a friend: calls you a couple times a weeks
    a good friend: visits you a couple times a week
    a best friend: will be right there beside you in the cell laughing

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:10am UTC
    Has anyone else heard that Halloween is supposed to be National Kill A Pit Bull Day????

  8. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    To whom it may concern,
    i. don't forget to eat today,
    your body needs it;
    you deserve to be healthy.
    ii. Lay in bed if you need to,
    taking a break from it all is okay.
    iii. Don't worry about everyone else,
    put yourself first;
    you deserve it.
    iv. Love your body;
    because it loves you,
    and it protects you everyday.
    v. Cry if you need to,
    don't bottle everything up,
    let yourself feel the pain.
    vi. It's okay to get lost in
    the darkness sometimes,
    just don't forget to come from us.
    vii. You don't owe anything to anyone.
    viii. Watch your favorite movie,
    read your favorite book,
    listen to your favorite song;
    do what makes you happy.
    ix. Eat that piece of cake,
    and don't you dare
    go near that scale.
    To whom it may concern,
    x. don't forget to love yourself,
    don't forget to find your happiness.
    (DS)

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Some kid in my school named Cory is running for president so for his campaign,
    he had the school play a small edited video of him in front of the White House and
    it said 'Vote Cory for President.' and some kid from the back of the cafeteria shouted
    'Cory, Cory, Cory, in the house' and another one shouted, 'It's a party every week baby.'

  10. AubreeMae AubreeMae
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    October 21st, 2013.
    - We welcomed a beautiful baby boy to this world sent from his daddy's arms in Heaven.
    5.5 pounds. He has his daddys nose and blue eyes.
    Braxton James Sager.

  11. forgetmenot924 forgetmenot924
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    //Happy birthday//
    Mitch Lucker
    Rest in Peace.

  12. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:18am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH LUCKER. R.I.P AND KEEP STOMPING <3

  13. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    He's just a blue eyed boy
    with a beautiful soul
    who's stealing the heart
    of this average girl.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Him: I thought you said you couldn't date anyone who doesn't like the same music as you?
    Me: Ohhh look who listened (: you can be an exception.
    Him: I listen too people :) I can be your diary tell me a million stories and I'll remeber and Listen to you :)
    Me: That's cute (:
    Him: I'm serious Mariah :) I'll listen, tell me your biggest secret and tell me not to tell anyone it stays between you and me like you never even told me :)
    Yup, I think I finally found the one (: <3

  16. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me: I need to go out today
    Depression: Nope
    Me: I need to get this work done
    Depression: Nope
    Me: I need to sleep tonight
    Depression: Nope
    Me: I need too cut
    Depression: Yeah. Yeah, you do.

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:37am UTC
    *Starts crying* Wh en u yo u goo
    *Falls to the floor* Wo uld yo u h have the guts to s ayy
    *Muffled sobs* I do don't love yo ou like I love ed you
    *Screams* yES T ER DAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA YYYYY
    *Choked sobs* mcr c ome ba ack

  18. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Jessy: Check out my new bong!
    Me and Chloe: Thats big where would you even hide it??
    Greg: Yeah, what if cops searched your house then what??
    Jessy: I'll take the pot piece out and stick some flowers in it
    Me and Chloe: What if they don't believe your story?
    Jessy: Then I'd be like "It's a flower pot officer I swear I found it in my moms room"
    Me and Chloe: HAHAHAHAHA
    Gotta Love my brother sometimes (: <3

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    so there's "hey you're cute, i'd make out with you" crushes
    but then there's "my god you're so cute i'd make out with you and hold your hand and buy you stupid presents and meet your family and watch movies with you and please text me first i just want to hug you forever you smell really good" crushes

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    If I die young bury me in band merch
    Lay me down in a bed of posters.
    Spread my ashes at the warped tour
    send me away with the words of a punk song.

:)

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