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  1. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    the minute I saw you, I knew
    I knew you were what I wanted,
    what I needed and had to have.
    I knew that you would be mine,
    if only you had wanted me back
    and we could be infinite.
    but that's not the case,
    as I stand alone in the crowded room,
    and you're not next to me.
    if you were here, you'd laugh,
    your loud, amazing laugh.
    i never told you how much I loved it,
    how it sounded so natural,
    so damn beautiful, just like you.
    but I missed my chance,
    as I stand on the beach,
    waves crashing against the sand.
    i set my standards too high,
    thats what they said.
    i knew it was true, I did.
    i couldn't believe it though,
    i wouldn't believe it.
    and so here I am,
    alone as I have ever been,
    back to the beginning

  2. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Tattoos are like stories; they symbolize the important moments in your life. What do your tattoos symbolize?

  3. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Can I go back to this time last year? Everything was just so perfect now it's hèll. Please can I? I want to live there forever.

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    IT FEELS SO GOOD,
    BUT YOU'RE SO BAD FOR ME.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    I'm glad you guys like me, cause no one else does.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    how dare you tell me to kill myself
    imagine if someone told your daughter that.

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:37am UTC
    I remember how I met my best friend
    I pushed her down a cliff when we were sledding.
    She didn't die, but I mean she was hurt..
    & now it's like lol you almost killed me.
    that's what best friends are for


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  12. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    The tricky thing Is yesterday we were just children
    Playing soldiers, Just pretending
    Dreaming dreams with happy endings
    In backyards, winning battles with our wooden swords
    But now we've stepped into a cruel world
    Where everybody stands and keeps score

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    My hobbies include:
    -Embarrassing my parents when our family is over.
    -Embarrassing my sister when her boyfriend is over.
    -Embarrassing my brother when his friends are over.
    -Embarrassing myself when I'm online.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    am i allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school or is that showing how much i don’t care too early

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    that lamp.
    that stomps the "i" in pixar.
    I LOVE THAT LAMP.
    nmq

  16. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    -tumblr

  17. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    *My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
    Me: What's that? O_o
    My older sister: A hat.
    My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
    My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
    My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
    My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
    My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
    This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

  18. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
    Another boy had commented, he said,
    "your girlfriend is HOT."
    This is how the boy replied:
    "My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
    My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
    Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
    ^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

  19. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I think witty profiles
    should buy a country
    so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.
    We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.
    The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.
    And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.
    Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
    Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.
    At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.
    And we'll all be forever alone,
    together.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    shout out to pixar
    for making bloopers for animated films.

:)

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