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KIleygrlly123

  1. happiest* happiest*
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    October 15, 2013 2:10pm EDT
    what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 12, 2013 5:48pm EDT
    pros of dating me:
    you're dating me
    cons of dating me:
    you're dating me

  3. spence* spence*
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    October 12, 2013 3:26pm EDT
    A few weeks ago
    a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
    with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
    and an embarrassed look on her face.
    one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
    her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
    the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 12, 2013 5:46pm EDT
    if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
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    October 12, 2013 7:13pm EDT
    When a book does not
    adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 9, 2013 7:58pm EDT
    If a boy pays attention to me I'll fall in love for about a week.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 14, 2013 10:34pm EDT
    It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    October 12, 2013 7:20pm EDT
    Me: Time to color the ocean blue.
    Blue crayon: *Magically turns purple and ruins drawing*

  9. kristabff kristabff
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    October 13, 2013 1:56pm EDT
    Me: hops on that D
    Me: quickly hops off because i forgot that the Hollywood sign is actually really high off the ground

  10. happiest* happiest*
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    October 12, 2013 2:19pm EDT
    how do mermaids have babies
    why didn’t tarzan have a beard
    why didn’t aladdin have nipples

  11. Cammie Cammie
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    October 13, 2013 1:03pm EDT
    today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

  12. happiest* happiest*
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    October 12, 2013 2:17pm EDT
    u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 13, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    October 10, 2013 2:17pm EDT
    if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

  15. happiest* happiest*
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    October 11, 2013 2:27pm EDT
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 9, 2013 7:37pm EDT
    I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

  17. soccertrack soccertrack
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    October 16, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    You look really tired (phrase) - You look a lot uglier than normal.

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    October 16, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    when I was little, I used to think that if I slept with only one stuffed animal,
    the rest would get jealous and kill me in my sleep..

  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
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    October 16, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    Mentally preparing for November 1st
    Halloween recovery
    Mitch's one year anniversary of passing..
    October will be over
    Omg

  20. soccertrack soccertrack
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    October 16, 2013 5:53pm EDT
    Awkward (adjective) - When you go in your closet looking for Narnia but, you end up in Monsters Inc.

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