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yourcool
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May 23, 2013 5:29pm UTC

look on the bright side of things:
at least when you're hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music and tv shows

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:29pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I really should learn the difference
between hunger and bordeom.

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kristabff
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June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
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© format by: h0peful

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Hale_Storm18
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May 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Fake awkward: Oh my gosh hey! I'm awkward! *cute little giggle* No! Oh my gosh! I'm so cute, I'm awkward! Wow, awkwardness is so cute!
Real awkward: Hopefully they aren't looking at me. Please don't talk to me. Why is everyone staring at me? Am I dressed right? What's wrong with me? Is there something on my face? Wait, is someone walking towards me? *starts shaking* Did I do something wrong? Please don't try to talk to me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC

relative: so what are you learning in math?
me: that's a good question.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Me: *posts funny quote*
12 seconds later
Quote: *0 faves*
Me: YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC

i wish there were a book that was filled with
the first impressions of every single person i've ever spoken to because i'd really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 7:07pm UTC

"You're denying it, so it must be true!"
No, I'm denying it because it's motherf.cking false.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Person: Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Are you implying that I'm Satan?

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
Me: Goodnight.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC

things I haven't learned in high school:
how to pay bills
hot to buy a house
how to apply for college
but thank the lord that i can graphy a polynomial function

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:43pm UTC

summer is real cute until
every type of insect comes out of the eighth circle of he.ll

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Me: What if rocks are actually soft but they tense up when we touch them?
Friend: How stoned are you?
Me: Was that a f.cking pun?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

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