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  1. KEP KEP
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    January 30, 2012 10:55pm EST
    Bumping into an object and
    saying"ow"!
    Even if it didnt hurt.(:

  2. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:24pm EST
    FACEBOOK STORY :
    Add as a friend ''> Approve ''>Write something on wall ''> Intro ''> Everyday chatting ''> Ask phone number ''> Texting ''> Calling ''> Meet ''> Express love ''> Couple ''> Hangout ''> Missunderstanding ''> Fight ''> Breakup ''> Unfriend ''> Block
    THE END :P

  3. KEP KEP
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    January 28, 2012 12:18pm EST
    You flirt and then diss her. Ignore her, and then you say you miss her. Kiss her and then ditch her. Do you even want to be with her?

  4. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:14pm EST
    That very awkward moment when
    you open the bathroom door and there's someone sitting on the toilet like seriously. doors have locks -_-

  5. KEP KEP
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    January 25, 2012 8:53pm EST
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  6. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:49pm EST
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
    Dear Phone Companies,
    Please make all phones have the same phone charger.
    sincerely, at my Friend's house with a dead battery.!

  7. KEP KEP
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    January 25, 2012 8:43pm EST
    Dear Tall people,
    There's 60 other seats in the movie theater.. you had to sit in front of me.?
    Sincerely, Short Person

  8. KEP KEP
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    January 24, 2012 8:33pm EST
    You think your words hurt me.?
    Well guess what they do

  9. KEP KEP
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    January 24, 2012 8:22pm EST
    They say that love is forever
    Your forever is all that I need

  10. KEP KEP
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    January 24, 2012 7:49pm EST
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  11. KEP KEP
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    January 22, 2012 3:50pm EST
    if i was a zombie i would ;
    eat you first <3

  12. KEP KEP
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    January 22, 2012 3:38pm EST
    .
    Dear People who write on bathroom Stalls;
    I dont care who you "heart"
    Sincerely, Just trying to pee.
    nmf

  13. KEP KEP
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    January 22, 2012 3:34pm EST
    Never cry for the person who hurts you..Just smile & say "Thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you." <3
    format: CookieDoughFormats

  14. KEP KEP
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    January 21, 2012 12:14am EST
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  15. KEP KEP
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    January 18, 2012 7:21pm EST
    You are what you eat.?
    o
    I dont remember eating a bowl
    of awsomeness
    ;D

  16. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:00pm EST
    Im falling even more in love with you ♥

  17. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:35pm EST
    l l l l l
    Someone through skittles at me and said "taste the rainbow"
    So i went to Mc donalds and bought
    a coffee and spilt it on them and said
    "mmmmhmm im loveing it" ;)
    Format credit - RunawayRachel
    ~RunawayRachel~

  18. KEP KEP
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    January 17, 2012 4:37pm EST
    Limit your expectations because the world is full of
    disappointments

  19. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 11:45pm EST
    I love your smile

  20. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 11:30pm EST
    format by anch0redships
    I heard your a player;),
    Well guess what im the coach:D

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