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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 9:11pm UTC

In English class today we had to make propaganda posters and me and my friend made one on how tooth gaps are popular in fashion and our slogan was "Don't look like crap, keep the tooth gap" and you could just see him reevaluating his decision to become a teacher.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I believe in love at first episode

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 4:29pm UTC

You can love someone so much but you can
never love people as much as you miss them
- John Green
Format credit to Jade627 and Amenah
I just changed the colours

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Golden leaves looked brown to me
The world has less colour without you
Format credit to Jade627 and Amenah
I just changed the colours

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC

My main comebacks
- I don't care
- your mom
- you're worse then comic sans

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Hey guys,
Here's a tip:
If you're on a date with a girl at some fancy resturant
And you both eye a gorgeous lady
Then out of no where your date says
'Is she prettier than me?'
Take a huge bite of food
Choke on it
And die.
Trust me, it's a much better option.
You see,
If you say 'Yes, she is'
You'll get slapped and dumped.
But
If you say 'No, she isn't'
Your date will say
'You're lying. I thought in a relationship we weren't supposed to lie'
And then get dumped.

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Steve*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I’m very sociable

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desultori*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 11:10pm UTC

Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC

What flickering lights mean:
1% electrical problems
99% demons

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desultori*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio
and I said "What's your sign?" and he said
"DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up.

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Tekhua
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Girl in my science class: we should sing christmas songs!
cranky sub: this is science class not choir, and we're disgussing cells!
Guy in back of the class: Jingle cells, jingle cells....
cranky sub: -__-'

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 4:36pm UTC

"You are the books you read, the films you watch,
the music you listen to, the people you meet, the
dreams you have, the conversations you engage in.
You are what you take from these. You are the
sound of the ocean, the breath of fresh air, the
brightest light in the darkest corver. You are a
collective of every experience you have had in your
life. You are every single day. So drown yourself in
a sea of knowledge and existence. Let the words run
through your veins and let the colours fill your
mind."

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Cameron*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 5:58pm UTC

How to Killl a Spider
"Get a tissue.
Approach slowly.
And, very carefully burn the house down."
- Annabeth Chase, How to Kill a Spider
#1 New York Times Best Seller
"I like the part about the burning,"
- Leo Valdez, Hephaestus TV

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
November 4, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Why is it that were always told not to get tattoos
at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when
we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18?
I’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant
something to me when I was young than be 40 years
old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that
I hate because I was forced to decide on a career
in my teens

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

"Boys will be bo--"
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
November 4, 2013 2:08pm UTC

when
you
start
writing
on
paper
without
margins
and
this
happens

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 2:14pm UTC

why are bras so expensive?
like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 5:59pm UTC

TOP GRADES
are not worth the hell I'm putting myself through right now.
I'm allowed to get a B in one small unimportant test, mum. You need to stop, please.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 10:36pm UTC

me at school: no, i really am smart, i just don't want to do this

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