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  1. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    --------------Girls-----------
    ----------are like apples------
    -------on trees. The best ones-----
    -----are at the top of the tree.-----
    ---The boys don't want to reach---
    ... --for the good ones because they--
    -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
    -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples up top think
    somethings wrong with them when in
    -reality they're amazing. They just--
    ---have to wait for the right boy to
    ---- come along, the one who's-
    ----------- brave enough to-----
    ---------------climb all---------
    ---------------the way------
    --------------to the top----
    --------------of the tree --------
    format by xSxMxIxLxEx

  2. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Josh: - Runs over Oprah-
    Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

  3. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    one day in school we had to
    name an adjective that was about ourselves that started with the first letter of our
    name. And when it was my turn came I said "Erötic Erin" instead of "Exotic Erin"
    it was pretty awkward.

  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Teacher: - Over the loudspeaker-
    Would Muhkfdlssksjlhwskfhjdjklhd
    please come down to the office?
    Me:They just called me down to
    the office.

  5. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    People have scars. In all sorts of unexpected places. Like secret roadmaps of their personal histories. Diagrams of all their old wounds. Most of our wounds heal, leaving nothing behind but a scar. But some of them don't. Some wounds we carry with us everywhere and though the cut's long gone, the pain still lingers.

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    The more they say things about me,
    the more I think what they are saying might be true.
    That I am a loser, that I don't matter and if I wasn't here no one would even notice.

  7. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Teacher: So, tell me how
    you want your future to be.
    Me: Well, I want to marry a
    guy and be a stay at home
    mom with my four children
    Teacher: NO ERIN, THAT
    WILL NOT HAPPEN! NEVER
    EVER DEPEND ON A MAN.
    HE'LL RUN OFF WITH SOME
    NEW YOUNG 22 YEAR OLD
    WHOSE PRETTY AND GOT
    BIG BOOBS AND YOU'LL BE
    LEFT ALL ALONE WITH YOUR
    FOUR KIDS UNEDUCATED
    AND HOMELESS. DON'T GET
    MARRIED, YOU WILL GET
    DIVORCED AND DIE.

  8. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    My doctor doesn't even ask if
    i'm sexually active anymore. she just knows i'm too awkward and ugly.

  9. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    My Wedding Day
    Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
    Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I shoUL D Be
    over all the butterflies, but I'm into you
    and baby even on our worst nights
    i'm inTo yOU.

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    How my parents type in Google: http://www.google.com
    How I type in Google: googlf

  12. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I fail at everything I try.
    so why try anymore?

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    WATCH ME DROWN IN MY OWN BLOOD

  14. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    literally the cutest thing ever
    happened today at school. So, I was at lunch and this autistic boy came up to me, holding a
    red rose. He gave it to me and said "I know prom isn't for a few months but, I just wanted to
    see if you would go with me.You're the most beautiful girl in the whole world and you're so
    sweet and it would just be the best thing ever if you would go to prom with me"
    and that's when i started like crying

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Dear Tummy
    Sorry for all the butterflies
    Dear Pillow
    Sorry for all the tears
    Dear Heart
    Sorry for all the damage
    Dear Brain
    you were right
    Dear Skin
    Sorry for all the cuts and burns

  16. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:23am UTC
    T H E R E I S N O T H I N G I D O B E T T E R T H A N
    REVENGE

  17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    one time i was on the phone with
    this person who called the wrong number and the person was like 'oh i think i have the
    wrong number sorry bye' and I was like 'okay, love you bye' and then i hung up and i
    realized i said 'love you bye' so i called back to apologize.

  18. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 7:35pm UTC
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    I LOVE YOU.

  19. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    ethanol's format
    Teacher:What does bc stand for?
    Me: Because.

  20. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    when he lies to you.

:)

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