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smilingsadly1
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November 16, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Me: Mom, what should I wear?
Mom: Just wear any thing from your closet.
You don't say?

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Sexychick02
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November 16, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

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swaggin_destiny
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November 16, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder why I'm still single...
Then I think..
I'm too sexy and hilarious for anyone else to handle ;D

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ryan98
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November 16, 2012 12:38pm UTC

conversation between 2 girls at my school.
girl 1:he just touched my leg
girl 2:touch him back, jimmy savaile style.
girl 1:im not a peado babe.
girl 2: *pushes girl 1 into boy*
boy:omg peado
girl 2:exactly,jimmy.
*not to offend anyone, if you dont know who jimmy is then google him*

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kaylhaaxo
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November 16, 2012 12:42pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
''AWKWARD''
AT AN AWKWARD MOMENT
....
AWKWARD. (NMQ)

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Johanna Mason*
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November 16, 2012 1:27pm UTC

*me playing sims at my friend Rebekah's house for the first time, in my head*
Me: Snooki hair.
Me: More Snooki hair.
Me: What's with even more Snooki hair?
Me: Oh great, they've even got Snooki clothes.
Me: You chose the Snooki clothes? Ugh.
Me: What's their job? A Snooki impersonator?
Me: Oh, you even made it act like Snooki.
Me: Don't name it Trinity. Name it Snooki after all that trouble.
*out loud*
Her: So what do you think?
Me: Good!
*in head again*
Me: Watch out, Simsville, Snooki's coming at ya.

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AvengingAllan
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November 16, 2012 1:31pm UTC

So, I need someone to fight with me...
when the zombie apocalypse is here...
» any takers?

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hannahbreanne97
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November 13, 2012 6:23pm UTC

is the snow falling down on the streets of gold?
are the mansions all covered in white?
are you singing with angels "Silent Night"
I wonder...
what Christmas in Heaven is like♥

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 13, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Harry: "Never mind the age of a girl."
Louis: "So you'd date a thirteen year old?"
Harry: "Why not?"

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JustMeBeing_Me
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November 13, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Half of the girls who say size doesn't matter,
wouldn't even think about dating a guy without a sixpack...

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heyitscooper
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November 13, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.

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xHello
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November 13, 2012 3:23pm UTC

When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.

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christinamariebieber
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November 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone who complains about getting bullied, bullies you.

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CoolStoryBro1023
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November 13, 2012 6:36pm UTC

♪♪Never Trust A Man In A Big White Van ♪♪ ;)

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lilbunny1027
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November 13, 2012 6:35pm UTC

sometimes I dont know if I'm doing the right thing anymore....

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princesspanda
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November 13, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I just feel
like i am reading a story,
someone elses life,
one of those really trashy ones
where you just accept what happens as obvious
despite how Nothing like that ever happens in real life.

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