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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ★♡flying high♥☆* ★♡flying high♥☆*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    Plot twist: tumblr posts are taken from witty.

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    go buy your own calculator and solve
    your own problems. l'm a teenager
    not a therapist

  4. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:09am UTC
    that awkward
    moment when you
    realize Dora has more
    freedom than you.

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:03am UTC
    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give a man a poisoned fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:37pm UTC
    When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because life is a competition and I must win.

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:26am UTC
    Every person you
    meet, every single one,
    is looking for their story.
    There are no
    exceptions.
    You become part of it
    by how you
    treat them.

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

  9. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    Why can't girls be born with hairless legs?
    Let the guys have all the hair.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    Someone in my art appreciation class told me that I was really nice but also "extremely odd" and I have no clue how to take this.

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im
    like “what are you doing with my mom”

  12. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    I remember when walmart gave
    out those little smiley face stickers...
    those things were the sh.t
    they were my life yo

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    Does size matter?
    Now I know that this is a touchy subject and I'm not going to lie to you because I'm just gonna get real okay?
    Yes, size matters.
    The size of your bank account can get my heart racing.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:41am UTC
    if a girl is mean to you
    just tell her she has bad eyebrows

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
    -soothe your boobs
    -de-stress your breasts
    -undo the calamity that is your mammaries
    -adjust your bust before it combusts
    Thank you for your time

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    me: wakes up
    me: opens computer before eyelids

  20. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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