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  1. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

  2. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 10:18am UTC
    You are not
    perfect but
    you are all
    I want

  3. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    I met you here over two years ago.God, time flies by fast.Our first kiss was here. Do you remember? You were so nervous."You give me butterflies!"
    "You make me feel the whole animal kingdom."Our first I love yous were said here, as well as our first fight. Two years ago, I swore I was going to marry you. One year ago, all we did was fight. Now you're no longer in my life, and nothing I do can make it right. A lot has changed since that day, and not in a good way.I just wanted you to know, I still love you. Not in the way I did, but it's a type of love all the same. This is where we had our first hello, please don't let it be where we say our last goodbye.

  4. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 11:08am UTC
    FORGET WHAT HURT YOU
    BUT
    NEVER FORGET WHAT IT TAUGHT YOU
    Gif taken by cosima2

  5. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 9:15am UTC
    Life can be cruel
    if you're a dreamer.

  6. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    You promised.
    You lied.

  7. kylie2015 kylie2015
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    Rate Me0 faves= i'm ugly3 faves=i'm ok7 faves=i'm cute15 faves=i'm pretty25 faves= i'm beautiful30faves= im breathtakingCopy This See What People Think

  8. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    I was never an ‘open book.’
    The covers created by my skin were
    sealed shut with cotton blouses and jean shorts.
    but I gave you permission to flip through all 687 pages of me.
    On page 52,
    you bookmarked my lungs and it took my breath away.
    On page 112,
    you read about my palms, and you followed each word with your index finger.
    Holding hands had never felt so good.
    On page 290,
    you smirked in response to my heartbeat
    and, I swear, it stopped for a couple paragraphs.
    On page 325,
    your eyes analyzed every detail of my flaws,
    but you still kept me displayed on your nightstand.
    On page 466,
    you thumbed through a chapter explaining the sound of my voice
    and i couldn’t help but sing for you.
    On page 656,
    you read until 3 am, then tucked me next to a tattered copy of
    Looking For Alaska in your bookshelf.
    I’ve sat here collecting dust for longer than I can remember.
    r.m.

  9. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    Once, when I was 8 and a half years old,
    My dad and I rushed outside, hand in hand, to experience the
    The most intense storm that year. I could’ve sworn that I was
    Being swept off my feet with every whip of air, and I thought each
    Cold splash of water would have been enough to knock me to the ground.
    I could feel the excitement flowing through my veins like the ocean’s current.
    Once, when I was 14 years old,
    You and I dared to sprint hand in hand through monstrously
    Large puddles and we refused to believe that we needed umbrellas.
    (Even when you got sick 3 days later.)
    I kissed the raindrops from your nose and you helped me wring my hair dry
    And I had never been more convinced that water was harmless.
    Now, when I am 17 years old,
    All I can hear is the pounding of pluvial weather, but the rain is only falling
    From the dark brown storm clouds on my face. I promised you that I’d
    Never forget the lift in your cheeks when you laughed, or the way that your
    Bottom lip stuck out slightly when I was just out of reach. Keeping my word
    Is killing me. I can hear your voice in every drop that smacks against my skin.
    I thought water was harmless, but now that it’s burning my cheeks, I’m not so sure.
    r.m.

  10. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 10:03am UTC
    I used to be
    afraid of the
    dark,
    But not
    anymore,
    because that's
    where I live
    now.
    DARKNESS.

  11. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    I lied to your face today, well, not your face - someone else's.
    I lied because you were in the room, and my answer was for you - not them.
    My answers are always for you.
    I lied because I did not want you to know I had broken my promise.
    I lied because I did not want you to cry again, and I was unsure of
    how you would react this time - the third time.
    Would you be sad? Would you cry like the first time I had told the truth,
    in the dark of my bedroom? And would you beg for me not to do it again, beg for me to promise?
    Or would you reprimand me, like you had the second time? Will you tut and sigh and act like
    my existence is this great burden and you are tired of my weight?
    I lied because I do not want there to be a third time,
    and I lied because I do not want to be judged.
    I say I lied for you, but mostly I lied for myself.

  12. blue* blue*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    i kind of really miss when top quotes would get 762 likes?????

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    I want to love you
    And take away all of your pain

  14. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    I spent 10 minutes today
    Trying to explain to my grandma what
    A selfie was
    It wasn't the easiest job in the world

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    When I hear your name
    Tears start running down my face
    And the memories just rush through my mind

  16. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 3:26am UTC
    Has anyone really missed me on here?

  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 3:30am UTC
    Worrying, only ever leads to stress which is never really a good thing but we can never really help doing either thing, can we?

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:15pm UTC
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  19. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 4:35am UTC
    The church sign by my crib says,
    "Whoever is praying for snow, please stop."

  20. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 8:42am UTC
    I feel the weight of your absence
    heavy upon my skin.

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