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November 28, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I hate it when I'm wearing my
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
&& I CAN'T FINE MY BOOTS
with the fur.
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breelyn
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November 24, 2012 3:05pm UTC

she gets so sick of crying.
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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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November 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC

It's sad that more people have heard of
JustinBieber
than people who have heard of The Script

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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August 14, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Turning up the
TV really loud because you're eating something crunchy
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HakunaMatata_
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August 13, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Dear Thigh fat,
Help the needy?
Sincerely, Boobs and Butt.
♥
nmf.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 27, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Million dollar Idea:
Chocolate nerds called Urkels
when you get it... I follow back ^.^
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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Ugly girls are like unicorns
They don't exist.

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hollisterbeach
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August 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC

You say this
is suicide?
I say this is a
war & I'm
loosing the battle.

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Princess B-tch*
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August 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC

do you ever feel like
breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong, & no one (understands) you. Do you ever want to run away? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on, turned up so loud, that no one hears you screaming. No you don't know what it's like, when nothing feels alright. you don't know what it's like, to be like me. To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark. to be kicked when you're down, to feel like you've been pushed around. to be on the edge of b.r.e.a.k.i.n.g.d.o.w.n. when no one's there to save you. no you don't know what it's like, welcome to my life

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Sermons_For_Justice
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August 14, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Does anyone know where I can get a good layout that is made for the new witty?

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Alaska Young*
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August 14, 2012 1:45pm UTC

While you hate on Miley Cyrus
some little girl with cancer is getting a wig to make her day because society doesn't let her feel beautiful without hair on her head
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Skimrande
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August 14, 2012 1:46pm UTC

This is a conversation I witnessed today in a parking lot. True story.
Guy: I'm not staring at your boobs, I swear. I'm just trying to read your shirt.
Girl: Uh, it's a solid blue tank top.
Guy: Which is why it's so hard to read!

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Nananananaa
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July 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Survey - Fave for yes comment for no
Should the Vent category come back to www.wittyprofiles.com?
Yes
No

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TVQuotes
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July 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Spongebob #6
*in a huge mattress store.*
Spongebob: I've never seen so many mattresses.
Patrick: Yeah.
Spongebob: How many do you think there are?
Patrick: *Looks around* ...... Ten.
Spongebob: Cool
Follow me I follow back~

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ShakeItOut
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July 27, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Remember this
girls go to college to get more knowledge
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

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