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1. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
   ~ I am going to ~
   stand outside so if anyone asks, 
   ~ I am outstanding ~ 
   ©Format by JustAnotherWittyGuy please leave credit or else I will be forced to hunt you down and pop you like a bubble!
   
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2. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   ||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]
    
   it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.
   
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3. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   Be careful who
   you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
   
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4. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   Forever Alone Fact #1
   there are about 2,320,644,660 people who are single in the world
   
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5. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   If people winked as much as;
   they do in texts, our world would be such a creepy place.
   
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6. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   Why aren't you answering?
   Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
   Okay.
   Did you find it yet?
   No
   Okay, let me know when you do.
   /nmf
   
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7. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC
   Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly
   Therefore, I am a unicorn
   
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8. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   An 8th Grade Class
   Teacher: Okay class, in body language, what would a smile mean?
   Kid 1: Happy
   Teacher: Good! Anything Else?
   Kid 2: Excitement
   Teacher: Good, anything else? There's one more
   *no one raises their hand*
   *finnaly a kid raises hand*
   Kid who never talks: Well, it usually means that they are actually not happy at all and just need someone to know that they are not okay.
   
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9. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC
   I'm not Rihanna
   I don't love the way you lie
   
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10. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Today at school
    we were watching a video about suicide and almost everyone was laughing about the girl trying to kill herself. Anyone else think that this is totally wrong??
    
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11. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements
    
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12. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Have you every felt insecure?
    Well look at all the other people who faved this quote, and know that you're not alone
    
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13. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Who came up with fun size candy?
    what is so fun about smaller sized candy?
    
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14. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    On a scale
    From 1 to Jersey Shore.. How much drama was there?
    
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15. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Sneaking food into your room
    Like you are a drug dealer
    
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16. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    That embarassing moment when
    you accidentally type your password in the URL box
    
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17. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    I dare you to...
    -do what you want, not what society wants
    -wear what you want, not what society demands
    -wear sweatpants because they are comfy
    -wear a sweatshirt that's too big
    -and most of all i dare you, to be yourself, not the person you pretend to be, the beautiful person that you really are.
    
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18. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:54am UTC
    When someone catches
    Me singing in the car, I immediately stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
    
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20. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:03pm UTC
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    Today all I did was walk around town and eat doughnuts. I got arrested for impersonating a police officer
    Not my format
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