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  1. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    Shelby: what can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs and is fat free
    Sam: water
    - a cinderella story


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    She talks to you like you're the brightest star in the sky ; but you notice her like she's just another fish in the sea. ❤

  4. olivia* olivia*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    i'm the kind of girl
    that could have
    tears streaming down my face
    and still instist that
    everything is fine

  5. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    Having a rough day?
    Place your hand
    over your heart.
    Feel that?
    That's called PURPOSE.
    You're alive for a reason.
    Don't give up

  6. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 7:42pm UTC
    When my friend doesn't come to school:10% - I hope they're okay.90% - THAT BÏTCH, HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes that they forgot to do some chores.

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    Don't judge me..
    You judgemental
    judger.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:51am UTC
    There's some women out there
    who talk and stare, and never seem to
    let d own the ir hair, like to
    pass judgement, but they're just scared, and
    don't know what they're missing so they better beware
    Please don't remove this!

  12. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    I
    don't
    get
    what's
    so
    hard
    to
    understand
    I
    just
    want
    to
    be
    loved

  13. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Well, today, I literally waited more than 30 minutes for him to tell me he his phone broke. To sorta make up for it, he got all shy because his friends were saying I'm his almost girlfriend. Then, it went downhill because we walked around and he got food and I walked him to the bus stop where he left and I had to run home because I was about to cry.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    "hello, drug dealer? i'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Sitting here like an idiot,
    waiting for your response

  17. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Tonight is the perfect night to cuddle with your snuggie and forget all your problems

  18. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Sorry I dont weigh the amount you want me to,
    Sorry I dont have the same personality traits as her,
    Sorry Im not the same height as her,
    Sorry I dont have her voice or her looks,
    Sorry Im not her.
    Sorry Im even trying.
    Sorry I really like you.

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    "yes, no, maybe..i don't know. can you repeat the question?" - me in school

  20. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    I like you so much, it hurts, it literally brings tears to my eyes

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