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April 6, 2014 9:47am UTC

Secret #10
I love you
7:37pm
Secret #11
I wish you would
7:38pm

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Symphony
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June 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC

He's a prince worth waiting for.

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dolph*
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June 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Me: um mom you can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang

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heartofgold
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June 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC

it's so frustrating how
people only remember others
because of their mistakes or bad
choices.

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celestialerror*
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May 31, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Lie after lie,
so effortlessly,
they fall from
my lips.
I know it's for
the best, making
sure no one
knows the vile
truth that brews
within me.
Even you started
to believe in my lies;
now is that because
I'm becoming a better
liar, or is it because
you've become better
at pretending that
I'm not so fúcked up?
(DS)

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Hale_Storm18
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May 31, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Fun Fact: "Nolo" is Latin for "Do not want". So, if someone says YOLO, you
can say nolo and they'll think it's just a stupid comeback but, in all actuality, you're speaking Latin which is classy and sh.t. So haha, jokes on them.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 31, 2013 7:18pm UTC

If I become a drug dealer, I'm going to say to my customers, "Now put that
in your pipe and smoke it!" and we'd all laugh and then I'd call the police because drugs are f.cking illegal.

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Eminemx3
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January 12, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out

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sarahmarlowXxx
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December 30, 2012 12:19pm UTC

always be yourself.
unless you can be batman.
always be batman.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 24, 2012 9:36am UTC

Don't you dare give up on this life.
Not tonight. Not tomorrow. Not ever.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 21, 2012 8:57am UTC

One Direction did not know each other before X Factor.
Fifth Harmony did not know each other before X Factor.
They were both formed by Simon Cowell.
One Direction shortens to 1D.
Fifth Harmony shortens to 5H.
A number and a letter each.
There are 5 people in 1D.
There are 5 people in 5H.
There are 12 letters in One Direction.
There are 12 letters in Fifth Harmony.
They both performed the first song that they sang together on live shows.
Zayn and Ally's grandparents both passed away during X Factor.
One Direction and Fifth Harmony both ended up in 3rd place.
One Direction became the biggest boyband. Now wait and you'll see where it goes with Fifth Harmony.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lolsorue_girl
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December 21, 2012 11:48am UTC

''I wasn't that drunk!''
Dude,You unfollowed Steve

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jimmy365
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December 21, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Today I put my hand in my
backpack and felt a
stress ball and I was like
“oh? I have a stress ball?” and I
squeezed it and it was a pear and it
exploded and now I’m
much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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jimmy365
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December 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC

an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a teenaged girl on his wrist

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Olisbabe *
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December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
Me: Fatter.
Tumblr

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MyMindBook
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December 19, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I was four years old,
when my mom was diagnosed with my brother.

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yourcool
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December 19, 2012 8:08pm UTC

i swear 2012 felt like it lasted for 3 months.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Do you ever rub your eye and suddenly remember you're wearing makeup
and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you and it's all over?

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