Julidanika's Quotes

Julidanika
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 5:24pm UTC

now you wanna go tho [xxx]
PACKING UP YOUR POLOS,
IT'S OKAY TO BE CRAZY
<<<that's the motto
LOCO.
-Overly attached girlfriend .
:)

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:25am UTC

^texting^
"Hh3l1o" "who is this?" "1tz m3hh!!"
Now I know why I deleted your number..

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC

My ceiling fan has 3 settings
1. Very Slow
2. Slow
3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I know these kind of quotes annoy people (i know they annoy me, they make me feel like punching people in the throat.. -.-) But i have a story that i'm working on, it's on my other account Hazzanika and i wrote 4 chapters already (they're a pretty decent size chapters) It's a horror/mystery kind of story. On my last story i only got 1 like and that doesn't motivate me to write more at all.. I'd really appreciate it if you took a look at my story! Plus i'll love you forever!! Well thanks for even reading this!

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:27am UTC

Radio Announcer: Rihanna Where Have You Been
Rihanna: I've been everywhere man..
I was listening to the radio and noticed this.. :)

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 8:29pm UTC

You know that first slice of bread that no one wants,
because it's not good enough?. I'm that slice of bread...
LilBlackHeart

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 AM 78%
Messages
Crush
Edit
I love you
K
And do you know what i'll say when you get hit by a bus? K.
bravosierra's layout

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 12:11pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 AM 78%
Messages
Mom
Edit
Where are you mom?
Coming home from Wal-Mart halfway there Why?
You brought me to Wal-Mart with you...
bravosierra's layout

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:25am UTC

People on Witty: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat pants,no makeup and my hair in a messy bun.A little 5 year old kid came to me to me told me i was beautiful,picked some flowers for me and proposed to me with a candy ring then told his mother i was his girlfriend!
Me: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat-pants,no makeup and my hair in a bun. A little 5 year old kid told me my face was ugly kicked me in the leg then ran away.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Mom: Be careful.
Me: Yeah,yeah. *falls down flight of stairs bounces off 2 walls,falls infront of a moving bus, trips on a rock falls in a shark tank*

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:01pm UTC

^Watchin 1D On iCarly^
Harry: *Cough* Will somebody hold me?
Liam,Niall,Zayn,Louis: No.
Me:I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Walmart: I have an idea! Let's buy 50 cash registers and only keep 3 open!

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Julidanika
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August 8, 2012 1:22pm UTC

138 Notifications!! Thank you fellow wittians! :) All of my time spent on Witty finally paid off! :)

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Annoying Girl
Omg! I miss mah friends,like if u miss ur friends!!!!!!!
6 hours ago ·1 comment · 0 Likes
Me You have friends??
5 hours ago ago · 26 Likes

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:21am UTC

FACT
WHEN YOU DISLIKE SOMEONE EVERYTHING THEY DO BECOMES 90% MORE ANNOYING.
LOOK AT THAT IGNORANT FREAK EATING HIS ANIMAL CRACKERS LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:20am UTC

Person: OMG!! You should be happy that Harry Styles dates models 17831828272x prettier than you!! Because it makes him happy! OMG, like you should be happy!!
Me: lol no

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Taking A Picture
Friend 1: It looks great!
Friend 2: DELETE NOW!!

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Julidanika
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I had a dream once that i was swimming in soda but i woke up to find it was only a fanta sea.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:21am UTC

My parents are staying together!
:)

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Julidanika
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I have a stepladder. It's a nice stepladder but i wish i knew my real ladder...

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