Julidanika

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Julidanika

Status: I still don't understand why we work for 7 hours in school and get more work at home! -.-

Member Since: 14 Apr 2012 05:30pm

Last Seen: 20 Jul 2013 09:14pm

Location: CANADA<3

Gender: F

user id: 292318

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About Me
H! I'm Danika,I'm 12 and live in Canada. I like to sing play soccer and volleyball.I'm a directioner,but not a vicious one that insults you if you don't like them.I hate it when people act like that and make our fandom look wrong.Ooh,also i'm going to marry Harry Styles even if my grandma has her doubts -.- When I'm on Witty I like to go on random people's profiles and complement them.So if you do get a compliment from me on your page don't get creeped out! :P I have naturally curly blonde hair and light blue eyes but you prbably already noticeed that! :) I'm sorry if this sucks but I'm not very good at writing about myself! :P I'm working on a story on my other account Hazzanika and I's really appreciate it if you checked it out! It's called "Lawyer" and it's a scary/mystery story!! :)

Don't click here! Gina the Giraffe will eat you!

Julidanika
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:48pm UTC

At home: *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 1 hour passes.
At school: *closes eyes for 5 minutes* Ends up in principal's office.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Neil Armstrong: .Goes to moon,takes 5 pictures
Teenage Girls: Goes to bathroom,takes 37 pictures

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Julidanika
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC

What kind
Of shoes does a pedophile wear?
WHITE VANS
nmf

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Julidanika
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Teacher: So when I was your age...
Random Kid In My Class: I thought we where in english class not history

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Julidanika
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 4:27pm UTC

500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:
Wait.... what did I just read?......................

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Julidanika
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Will I die?
Okay so yesterday I swallowed a piece of gum and I think It's stuck in my throat! Do you think I'll die? I'm only 14 I don't want to die!
Best answer:
Yes, the piece of gum is stuck in your throat. Food will stick to it build up in your throat and you will die.
Rating: * * * * *

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Julidanika
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 6:12pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
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NO nmf

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:03pm UTC

In West-Philadelphia born and raised
on the playground is where
i spent most of my days
chillin out,maxin,relaxing all cool,And all
shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who where up to no
good started making trouble in my neighboor
hood I got in one little fight and my mom got
scared she said you're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
2012: *Oprah Ends*

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Girls in 2008: Ughh.. Too many bumps in my ponytail..
Girls in 2012: Ughh.. Not enough bumps in my ponytail..

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Wittian Anthem
I go on witty,witty,witty till' I see the sun I know we never met but they're my internet friends.And never, never, never stop for anyone tonight let's fave some and be anti-social while we're young.
(format credit to xCherLloyd/MsHoran)

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:39am UTC

"Eww.. I hate society"
Do you guys want to know the description of society?
"a body of individuals living as members of a community."
And if you're reading this chances are you are living in a community
so that means in some way you are society.
"Society" what does that make you think of when I say this?
Most people even I would say "Mean people who judge you,insult
you,who judge you on everything you do
you can never be good enough to them" Even I think of that when I hear "society".
but let's just stop the whole stereotypical "society thing because
we are all society.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 5:49pm UTC

LWWY Was just played for the first time on my local radio station!!
FANGIRLING!!
♥
NMF

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 5:25pm UTC

No one cares unless you're pretty or dying. ♥

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC

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And I'LL WRITE SOMETHING ON
YOUR PROFILE THAT WILL
BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY! :).
i'M NOT DOING THIS FOR FAVES! AND I PROMISE
I'LL DO THEM ALL!!

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I was about to hug Harry Styles's
wife but I hit my face in the mirror.
all credit to: puffball8869

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me: Cause I have WI-FI.
blacklace

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Harry Styles: I like a girl who has a pretty face.
Me: Well there goes my chances.. -.-
blacklace

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Jerk at my school : *Looks at my shirt* Nice shirt was does the H stand for h.ooker?
Me: *Looks at his shirt* Your's isn't bad either. what does the A stand for as.shole?
blacklace True Story

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Julidanika
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 3:51pm UTC

I won't give up on us,
Even if the skies get rough[x][x][x]
I'M GIVING YOU ALL MY LOVE
<<< Cause god knows we're worth it
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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