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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Not all guys are the same.
Yesterday, my friends and I were hanging out.
It was two girls, and six guys.
I had a sweater on, but it was still chilly.
I told my one girl friend that I was cold,
and one of the guys over heard me.
He shouted, "You're cold?"
Then every guy proceeded to take
off there hoodie and was
going to give it to me.
One of them gave me one,
and they let me keep it over the weekend.
I'm wearing it right now,
and it smells so dang good :3

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:22pm UTC

White lips..
pale face..
eating all the cornflakes.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:38pm UTC

S(he)
Be(wantedasandwhich)lieved
Love sucks, doesn't it.?
</3

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

I was so bored today that...
I actually read the whole entire 55
page terms & conditions for ITunes.
Dont. Ever. Do. It.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Right now;
I have egg whites on my face,
which is burning like hell.
I got strawberries mixed with baking soda on my teeth.
It tastes like sh/t.
I have mayonnaise in my hair.
It smells disgusting and is making me gag.
Oh the things we do to be pretty.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Today, my doorbell rung, and my parents made me get it.
I groaned, since I had no make up on, hair natural, and had jeans and a white tank on with paint all over it since I just got done painting my room. Pretty much I was au naturale.
I was afraid it was someone I knew.
But it wasn't; I answered it and it was two little girls. They asked me if I wanted to donate to there school walk-a-thon.
I told them I didn't have cash on me, and I'm sorry.
They said it was okay, and right before they left one said, "You're really skinny and pretty."
Then the other girl said, "Yeah, are you married?"
I replied saying, "Thanks, and nope, I'm too young."
She then said, "Oh, well do you have a boyfriend?"
I told her no.
She responded with, "Well you're really pretty and you should have a boyfriend." Then they walked away.
That made my entire LIFE, and I really wish I could've gave them some money after that.
(This is a true story, just happened to me)

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Let's go crazy, crazy crazy
til' we see the sun.
I know we just met but
let's pretend it's love.
And never, never, never
stop not for anyone
Tonight let's get some
and Live While We're Young
- Live While We're Young
by One Direction

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

That moment when an ice cream truck
sounds just like Pokemon music,
And you go out there running
"CHARMANDER! I CHOSE YOU!"
And little kids are like,
"Wtf man."

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Social Studies Teacher; "What direction does the Nile river flow?"
Me; *Omg did he say Niall?*
Me; Hand shoots up "IN ONE DIRECTION".
Everyone in my class; -____-
Actually happened today :D

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I hate how McDonalds
now puts how many
calories are in a meal
on the menu. I mean
come on, I already feel
fat enough.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Imagine actually dating your celebrity crush.
Their mom; *Showing me baby pictures* How cute was he?
Me; Oh yeah, I've seen all these pictures before.
Their mom; Oh, did my son show you?
Me; ... No.
Their mom;
Me;
Me; I use to stalk your son.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I don't have a type.
If I like you, I like you.
It's as simple as that.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Is it bad that I still cry
at the episode
when Gary runs away from home because Spongebob forgot to feed him.?
</3

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Daughter; Mom do you know that old band One Direction.
Me; Oh god.
Daughter;
Me; I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Daughter; What are you-
Me; *Pushes Red Emergancy Button. Room flips upside down to reveal One Direction posters with a conference table and a powerpoint presentation in the middle.
Me; The first step in becoming a fan is knowing there names!
Daughter; Mom wtf.

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JuliaMarie223
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 9:47am UTC

Whenever I'm hungry and there's lots of junk food in my house, I'm like,
"Well YOLO so eat the food."
But then I also think,
"YOLO so be as hot as you can."
OMG CONFLICTING FEELINGS

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JuliaMarie223
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September 10, 2012 6:56pm UTC

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