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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC

you're lying if
you say you’ve never recorded yourself
singing because you were sure you had talent
and were so deeply disappointed that you just
deleted the recording and pretended it never happened

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

HOW THE HECK
d i d t h e y p i t c h i d e a s f o r
s p o n g e b o b e p i s o d e s
h o w d i d t h e y s i t d o w n a n d
b r a i n s t o r m a n d e n d u p w i t h
“ o k a y , w h a t i f a n a l a s k a n
b u l l w o r m a t e s a n d y ’ s t a i l ”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:26pm UTC

I just remembered when my old guy friend showed up at my house and I asked why he was here and he was like "Because I kept trying to eat everything but my mom told me I was bored and to go to your house to hang out" and I just looked at him and was like "You make the food and I will get the basket and will go on a picnic in the living room" and he just tackled me and said "Thank you! I love you! I know I can always count on you to feed me"

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC

End of the world confession #18
In elementary school this girl said, "Girls don't really poop." So I went home and cried because I thought I was a boy.

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Saint Jimmy†*
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:57pm UTC

So, I was texting my friend, (who's a guy) and because of the whole 2012 thing, I texted him this:
Me: If the world ends tomorrow, I just wanted to let you know that I love you so much<3
Him: Awww me too if it doesn't I want you to know that I'm here for you and I will always love you :) < 3 I keep you very close you my heart(:
I've never been happier.

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xxCaliLizxx
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:27pm UTC

*at school*
*girl walks in*
GIrl: SECRET SANTA CANDY CANES!
Class: YES!
Girl: Heres one for you, and you, and 4 for you Lauren!
Me: *thinking in my mind: YOU GO GLEN COCO!!!!*

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC

End of the world confession #13
Sometimes when I get out of the shower, I haveI my own personal music video in the mirror

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TrinaBear94
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it's freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that.

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waitfornothing
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Some nights I wish this all would end
cus' I could use some friends
for a
Change.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:37pm UTC

I swear, it feels like 2012
only lasted 12 months.

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xxIntroducingMe
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:55pm UTC

"Mrs. Puff?"
"Yes, Spongebob?"
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
See, Spongebob knows what it's like.

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TayaLovesEmilee
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December 20, 2012 12:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Keep_Your_Eyes_Open
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Sometimes on bad days I feel like I can't trust anyone.
Except Shakira's hips, they don't lie.

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db200910
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:08pm UTC

“I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 12/21/12. I think it’s Mayan-aise.”

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munster
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC

DON'T GIVE UP ON SOMETHING
YOU WANT MOST IN LI FE
FOR SOMETHING YOU
WANT IN THE MOMENT.

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kaitlinsaraa
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC

guys chill,
the world can't end tomorrow.
the jonas brothers went to the year 3000 soo

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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC

me: once im skinny i will look awesome in that
me: once im skinny im going to have a pool party
me: once im skinny i will be the best
me: once im skinny
me: skinny
me: *sits on my bed and eats things*

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:16pm UTC

End of the world confession #8
I told a girl at McDonald's that I had diabetes and my blood sugar was low so I could get free ice cream

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ColorfulWanderer
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:29pm UTC

friend: how do i find you on witty
me: you don't
Tumblr

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