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JuliaC123

1. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 1:29am UTC
   Let me read the Terms and Conditions before I hit accept.
   -Said no one ever
   
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2. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 1:17am UTC
   Dear Bella,
   Heard you got pregnant
   and almost died. Don't say I didn't
   warn you.
   Sincerely, Coach Carr.
   -nmf/nmq
   
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3. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 3:15am UTC
   That awkward moment
   when your ex boyfriend
   and your current boyfriend
   go rollerskating together..
   
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4. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 12:59pm UTC
   If a understands your bullshit, stinks around through all your
   mistakes, and smiles even though you've done nothing for her, then it's
   obvious she's a keeper, but its also obvious you don't deserve her.
   
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5. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   There was this top quote today,
   that was talking about another quote on a girls profile.
   One of her quotes said to grab the nearest book to you,
   go on the forty fifth page,
   and read first sentence
   to find out how your relationships would go for the year.
   The nearest book to me was The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer.
   The first sentence: "You're ugly," said the boy, "you look like a pig in a sty."
   FML.
   not my format. (:
   
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6. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   Me: "Thank God I'm an antheist." (talking about a quote)
   My friend: Me too!
   Me: "What? No youre not...?"
   My friend: "Yeah i am, its our
   birthstone!"
   
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7. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 4:18pm UTC
   • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
   That awkward moment when you accidentally
   make eye contact with someone like 5 times.
   • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
   
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8. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   Stop messing with my heart,
   you tool bag.
   
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9. JuliaC123
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   Sooo, the guy I've like for months just ask me to our school's semi formal dance. Kinda dying right now. <3
   
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