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  1. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 3:30pm UTC
    Let's Face It. English Is a Stupid Language...
    There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger. Neither pine nor apple in the
    pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented
    in France. We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we
    find that: Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig
    is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the
    plural of tooth is teeth, Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher
    taught, Why hasn't the preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, What the
    heck does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, Yet play at a recital? Park
    on driveways and Drive on parkways? How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
    And as cold as hell on another? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
    where a house can burn up as it burns down, And in which you fill in a form by filling it
    out and a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers,
    And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all.)
    That is why: When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out
    they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts, But when I
    wind up this poem? It ends.


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  4. urepearl13 urepearl13
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    What's wrong with me??
    I tell you i hate you
    But i dream about you every night
    I spend an extra hour every day getting ready
    because i know I'll see you today
    I lie to myself, and say i don't love you
    I do.
    I wish I didn't
    I can't help it, its like my heart and head hate each other,
    no matter how much you did me wrong
    no matter how much it hurts
    when i see you with her
    when i see how you hold her
    just like you did me
    you'll do her wrong
    she'll get over you.
    I never will.
    I'll always remember you,
    you'll never remember me.
    What's wrong with us girls??
    Why can guys do us so wrong
    but we still love them??
    uhhh maybe it's just me
    What's wrong with me??
    69


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  6. Aunleashed Aunleashed
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 9:05pm UTC
    You Will Go To Heck
    if you don't believe in gosh.


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  8. FlyAway FlyAway
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 4:31pm UTC
    and its a sad picture
    Somebody ( else ) gets what you ---> wanted again
    You know it's all the s a m e, another time and place
    Repeating [ history ] a n d [ you're getting sick ] of it
    But I -x- believe -x- in w h a t e v e r you do
    And I'll do a n y t h i n g to see it t h r o u g h
    Because these things will change, can you feel it now?
    These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down
    It's a ( revolution ), the :: time :: will --> come for us to
    f x i x n x a x l x l x y w i n.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    He walks up the stairs,
    [ [ opens the door ] ]
    | | finds | her | lying | |
    on the bathroom floor.
    He s c r e a m s in his head
    "What have I done?"
    But there's no point in crying
    \\ the deed has been done //
    You shouldn't have let her
    Pick x up x that x gun


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  13. adribabiigirl adribabiigirl
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 7:03pm UTC
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    July 30, 2009 5:03pm UTC
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  15. amy5xx amy5xx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 7:46pm UTC
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    i jst fixed it up
    favorite!
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  16. nikkirulesu nikkirulesu
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 5:59pm UTC
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    ITS PEANUT-BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!
    Credit!
    dont no who made it but good job!
    favors
    comments
    please!

  17. always_andforeverx3 always_andforeverx3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 9:02am UTC
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    YOU......YOU STOLE IT!!! MY BANANA!!!!
    YOU.....STOLE......MY.....BANANA!!!!
    not mine!!
    full credit who made it!!

  18. always_andforeverx3 always_andforeverx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 5:17pm UTC
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    not mine no credit to me but pls favor or comment=]

  19. always_andforeverx3 always_andforeverx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 6:35pm UTC
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    Wall-E
    not mine but whoever did this it rocks!
    credit
    favors
    comments!

  20. beautyk143 beautyk143
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 5:19pm UTC
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    For my daddy who plays a mean guitar!
    Credit to whomever

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