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  1. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 3:11am UTC
    ...and yes,
    you'll get slapped
    if you're looking ho!
    Super Bass
    -Nicki Minaj

  2. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 3:07am UTC
    ...I FOUND WALLY!
    ...oh,
    jks,
    it's just that
    random lady who dresses like him...

  3. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 3:05am UTC
    ...waist deep in thought because
    when I think of you,
    I don't feel so alone...
    Vanilla Twilight
    -Owl City

  4. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 3:02am UTC
    those
    short, awkward
    conversations you have with your
    hairdresser...
    ...just me?

  5. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 3:03am UTC
    HI,
    I'm Australian,
    no, I don't ride my kangaroo to school, live in the outback wearing my cowboy hat, or next to the beach, only wearing bikinis, when I see someone they don't immediately say g'day, no, I don't eat kangaroo and crocodile for breakfast, have koalas in by back yard, and
    NO, I DON'T
    call all my friends
    MATE!

  6. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    you put up a quote:
    2 faves
    someone else puts up the EXACT SAME quote:
    4895 faves
    WTF!!
    :D

  7. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    you
    come in to class 1 minute late:
    YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, YOU DIEEEEE!
    teacher
    comes in to class 10 minutes late:
    it's all good...

  8. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    ...ROFL
    lol jks...
    I'm still
    on my chair...

  9. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    who else
    wishes they could follow
    Gabby and Lilli on Twitter?
    <3 PLL+LG

  10. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:31am UTC
    ...we get told not to talk to strangers,
    but if we didn't,
    we'd all be loners...

  11. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:26am UTC
    ...and when you're fifteen,
    feeling like there's nothing to figure out,
    count to ten, take it in,
    this is life before you know who you're gonna be,
    I didn't know who I was supposed to be,
    at fifteen...
    -Taylor Swift :D

  12. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:18am UTC
    ...and I'll forget the world that I knew,
    but I swear I won't forget you,
    if my voice could reach back through the past,
    I'd whisper in your ear,
    oh darling,
    I wish you were here...
    Vanilla Twilight
    -Owl City

  13. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:08am UTC
    Teacher: Georgia?
    Me:
    yeah, what did i do?
    what's happening?
    ...oh jks, you're just calling the roll...
    here...

  14. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 2:55am UTC
    Dear Mom,
    just because I don't wanna show you,
    doesn't mean it's
    'inappropriate'!
    Sincerely,
    annoyed teenage daughter

  15. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 2:50am UTC
    not walking over drains, coz you're
    too scared of falling in
    fave if this is you :D

  16. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    ...like my iPod stuck on replay, replay...
    actually bro, iPods don't have a replay,
    i believe you mean repeat...

  17. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:12pm UTC
    ...and anything that's
    unrelated to elephants
    is
    irelephant...
    lol :D

  18. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    ...and when you're fifteen,
    somebody tells you they love you,
    you're gonna believe them...
    -Taylor Swift

  19. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    dentist:
    ...and how often do you floss?
    me:
    psssh, every day bro!!!
    fave if this is you :D

  20. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:59pm UTC
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