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emilyeelovesyouh
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Oh, I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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BeautifulSoul
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 1:10am UTC

I think every single person on Witty's day would be made,
If they signed in to discover Steve favorited their quote.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 1:02am UTC

#1
That awkward moment when your mums doing the dishes, so you slowly put another plate, and walk away fast.

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xYoshiix
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 4:13am UTC

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE PERSON
That if they wernt on facebook
for more than a day
Everyone would assume they were dead.
~Allmine~

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3picPrinc3sSx
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:34pm UTC

omg mobile site!

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3picPrinc3sSx
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:00pm UTC

drop everything now
>>>meet me in the pouring rain,
[kiss me on the sidewalk]
t a k e a w a y t h e p a i n.

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Mustache101
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Haters gonna hate,
Potatoes gonna Potate

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justmyself
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:41pm UTC

YOLO
is not a justification for drinking,
one night stands,
doing drugs,
& being an a**hole.
You do only live once.
Don't screw it up.
nmf♥

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 10:25am UTC

Starbucks guy: Name?.
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!

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DoriiLovesYouh
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Me: what time is it?
Friend: the clock is right there.
Me: b***h did i ask you where the clock was?

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ForeverAlone_x
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 9:02am UTC

Dear food commercials,
Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed.
Sincerely
Normal People
.

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AustinH
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC

My mom said no.
LOL JK.
I just don't want to hang out with you.

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She
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May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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GlowingStars
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May 7, 2012 8:17am UTC

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Pretending you're a host of a
cooking show
When you're home alone cooking.
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Babeily92
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May 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Sometimesthegirl who has been there for everyone else needs somebodytobetherefor her. </3

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icarly26
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April 24, 2012 3:29pm UTC

"You look beautiful today"
"What, did I not look beautiful yesterday?"
Girls always have to find something bad in a sincere compliment. Have you ever thought that maybe you're hurting HIS feelings?

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