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Jordoboy

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Member Since: 23 May 2012 03:43pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2013 05:33pm

user id: 301973

25 Quotes
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  1. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Damn, why she so good at all sports with balls.

  2. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    LOL, you thought you were important!

  3. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Brother-What is it called when a girl pee's blood?

  4. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    If life gives you lemons, you squeeze them in a cup and poor it in your enemies eyes.

  5. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    N*GGA PLEASE
    watch where you're pointing that

  6. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

  7. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Its so douchy when people say they are not flexing and they are.
    Children, stay clean

  8. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Mincraft lovers
    Please favor

  9. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Me: Hi
    Pedobear: I swear, I didn't know she was 3

  10. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    THIS ISSS SPARTAAAAAA
    PLUS 99 CENTS FOR THE DRAMA

  11. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Drop it low, and when you get low enough, i'll teabag you

  12. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Halo 4 infection gameplay
    SHE INFECTED ME
    YOU SCARLESS BEAST

  13. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    DERP.........
    You've beem trolled
    GRRRLLLL

  14. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Hot Girl: I can do a flip into a split.
    Me: Grrrrrrllll, WHAT CAN YOU NOT DO!!

  15. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Hey, Bill Gates, Chuck Norris wants your virginity. Too bad you already lost it....

  16. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:26pm UTC
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  17. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    I tell people that I can do magic, but what I don't tell them is that the only trick I know is to make girls dissapear when I walk into the room.

  18. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Trust me.....I'm a liar

  19. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    S.W.A.T: Hello, today, we have finally achieved our goal as to making a stink bomb, so disgusting it could wipe out an entire community
    Me: You could have also invited Chuck Norris after the Mexican buffet.
    S.W.A.T : Yes, I do agree, but, we wanted to wipe out an entire community, not an entire country

  20. Jordoboy Jordoboy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    It's too bad that Ronaldo runs like he's got crabs.

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