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posted a quote
February 27, 2014 3:29pm UTC

The only people
I owe my
loyalty to are
those who
never made me
question theirs.

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posted a quote
February 26, 2014 7:21pm UTC

"I don't care
what you think
about me.
I don't think
about you at all."

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posted a quote
February 24, 2014 7:29pm UTC

Being nice to someone
you dislike doesn't mean
you're a fake. It means you
are mature enough to tolerate
your dislike towards them.

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posted a quote
February 20, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Optimist:
Someone who
figures that
taking a step
backward after
taking a step
forward is not
a disaster, it's
more like a
cha-cha.

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posted a quote
February 13, 2014 5:37pm UTC

I don't go crazy. I am crazy.
I just go normal
from time to
time.

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posted a quote
February 12, 2014 5:11pm UTC

Friends pick us up
when we fall down,
and if they can't
pick us up,
they lie down and
listen for a while.

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posted a quote
February 11, 2014 4:40pm UTC

I'm literally my own best friend. I have
inside jokes with
myself, and
sometimes I'll start
laughing out loud at
how funny I am.

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posted a quote
February 10, 2014 8:39pm UTC

I don't know, my relationship with
my siblings is either,
"Yo I'll help you hide the
body," or "Don't even
breathe in my direction."
There's no in between.

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posted a quote
February 7, 2014 3:26pm UTC

"Everyone you idolize wakes
up scared to be themselves
sometimes."

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posted a quote
February 5, 2014 8:32pm UTC

If you want to
learn what
someone fears
losing, watch
what they
photograph.

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posted a quote
February 4, 2014 5:15pm UTC

"People will kill you over time.
And how they'll kill you
is with tiny, harmless phrases,
like 'be realistic.'"

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posted a quote
February 3, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Weak people revenge.
Strong people forgive.
Intelligent people ignore.

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posted a quote
January 30, 2014 3:40pm UTC

Don't judge me..
You judgemental
judger.

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posted a quote
January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC

I deserve a medal for making it
through this week without stabbing
someone with a fork.

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posted a quote
January 28, 2014 2:08pm UTC

"Funny
how a
melody
sounds
like a
memory."

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posted a quote
January 27, 2014 7:59pm UTC

Happiness is a
choice, not a result.
Nothing will make
you happy until
you choose to be
happy.

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posted a quote
January 27, 2014 4:12pm UTC

Only a fool
trips on what
Is behind him.

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posted a quote
January 27, 2014 7:25am UTC

If someone treats you like
sh/t, just remember that
there is something wrong
with them, not you.
Normal people don't go
around destroying other
human beings.

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posted a quote
January 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC

I gotta' dig bick.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said "moment" after awkward.
That's awkward.

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posted a quote
January 24, 2014 11:59am UTC

"Everybody is
a genius.
But if
you judge a
fish
by its ability
to climb
a tree, it will
live
its whole life
believing
that it
is
stupid."
-Albert Einstein.

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