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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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April 29, 2014 10:09pm UTC

Yesterday, my 9-year old brother told my mom he was pregnant.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 29, 2014 6:50pm UTC

I don't want you, I want your wifi password.

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*mysterious.mah*
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April 27, 2014 5:03pm UTC

If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you'll need to stop and ask
yourself,
'Am I dating a human or an onion.'

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capsized*
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April 21, 2014 11:43pm UTC

YOU ACT LIKE IT'S
you against the world when it's really just you against yourself

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capsized*
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April 20, 2014 7:35pm UTC

“People wait all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.”

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capsized*
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April 20, 2014 8:00pm UTC

“My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’.
I feel like I have to apologize to
people, to things, to life itself.
It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’.
I don’t want to disturb anyone.”

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seafoam*
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April 12, 2014 12:41am UTC

Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person. It's just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.

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flyingbacon7
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April 11, 2014 5:58pm UTC

You're sarcastic?
I'm sarcastic
Lets be friends

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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April 11, 2014 3:35pm UTC

I know I'm a b.astard,
but I'm not a coward.

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britany*
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April 11, 2014 11:19pm UTC

Me: *listening to music at school*
Person: I can hear your music
Me: good, you need a better taste in music anyways

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*crybaby*
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April 10, 2014 9:45pm UTC

i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:35am UTC

when a girl says "make me"
that's secret code for "fck the sht out of me until i can't walk or talk straight"

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flyingbacon7
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April 8, 2014 10:55pm UTC

I am weird
I am different
I am unique
I am me
And want to know a secret?
I'm never changing

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skilletbiscuit
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April 8, 2014 4:07pm UTC

So raise your glass
if you are wrong,
in all the right ways.

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*crybaby*
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April 8, 2014 4:34am UTC

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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chachawawabubu
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April 7, 2014 8:59pm UTC

It's really annoying when people call your opinion wrong.
It's an opinion, not an answer for Jeopardy.

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BravoSierra
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April 7, 2014 5:00pm UTC

are you african
because your're a frican bítch

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SuperNovaChic
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April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 8:28pm UTC

I wish I could have been bitten by a radioactive confident person.

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