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  1. gummybearenergy gummybearenergy
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Some times, your best friends are your worst bullies.

  2. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 8:15am UTC
    And everytime I look inside
    your eyes
    You make me wanna die
    gif taken by *Into the Midnight Show*

  3. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 8:22am UTC
    When you were sitting in class and just then hear somebody talking about your crush...
    gif taking by br0kenwings

  4. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    And just like that 
    the light goes out. We're back to our old ways.

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    2 years old kid: *runs*
    family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

  7. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    I'm so sorry.
    I'm so sorry, witty.
    I'm so sorry to my followers, to the friends I've made, to the people who were reading my crap stories. I'm sorry I left without so much as a warning, or a reason, or anything. It was incredibly rude of me to just stop coming on to this fabulous website for 2 months. Like who does that? I had personal things to tend to, then my life got so hectic that I needed to prioritize my life and Witty moved increasingly down the list. I've popped on witty a couple times and said I'd sign in, I'd finally write an apology but it never happened. In fact I don't even know how many of my followers are active accounts, or how many people even cared that I left. But for the people who did care, I'm sorry- I'm not trying to rationalize me falling off the the face of the internet for a couple months. Ally, Josie, Spencer, you guys are the coolest cats on this website and I'm the biggest b.tch for leaving without telling you guys. Honestly, I don't know how much I'm going to be coming on here. So for you guys who were reading "The Undoing of March" I'm sorry but I don't think it's going to be finished. If enough people want me to continue it I might consider, but let's face it, it wasn't anything special. Also, if I were to continue I don't know when I'd update, even towards the end, I'd update like once a month. I don't want to leave you guys hanging with it. I've had ideas for other stories, but again, I don't think it'd be wise to start writing only to not finish it. I hate to become another person who leaves witty because it is actually a great website. I remember my brother's girlfriend showing it to me back in 2009. Oh the nostalgia. Anyway, I'm so sorry for leaving so abruptly and I don't know the next time I'll be on. It could be tomorrow, next week, or next month. I don't really know. I just thought I owed you guys an explanation. Although I didn't give much of an explaination other than the fact that I was busy. I'm really bad at this and as I'm reading over this I'm realizing how terrible this is. I just want to say, thank you witty for being there for me, it's been swell. And I hope next time I'm not stupid enough to leave for so long.
    Stay antisocial,
    a girl with a totally unrelated username

  8. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:39am UTC
    4 words I never want to hear:
    • I don't love you
    • You're diagnosed with cancer
    • I found someone else
    • It was never real
    • We need to talk
    • You're going to die
    • Your _______ is dead
    • You can't have kids
    • I don't remember you
    • Let's just be friends
    • We can't be together
    • I never loved you

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    poop jokes just crap me up

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  12. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:47am UTC
    my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what”
    it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
    called "Monsters Ink."

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Teenagers fixing any electronics:
    "I don't know, turn it off and turn it back on again."

  16. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:00am UTC
    RIP Cory Monteith
    Next time it thunders, it's Cory drumming.
    </3

  17. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
    because they always take things literally.

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:20am UTC
    R.I.P Cory Monteith
    Heaven has gained a beautiful actor and a beautiful man
    13/07/13

  19. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Zimmerman is free
    Cory monteith is dead
    Kyle massey has cancer
    Casey Anthony is pregnant,
    On a scale of 1-10
    How done are you with this day?

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 9:56am UTC
    Florida has taught me that it is possible to murdur a child and get away with it.

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