Guy: If you didn't have legs, would you wear shoes? Girl: I guess not. Guy: Then why do you wear a bra? Girl: Guy: Girl: Guy: Girl: Why do you wear pants? -Klee12 & bailie008-
BEACHYLOVE posted a quote
June 25, 2012 8:55pm UTC
Friends: I have a 4.0 GPA. Friends: My boyfriend and I just celebrated our 2 year anniversary. Friends: I'm going to spend the summer in Europe. Friends: I got a new BMW. Friends: My dad just bought me a magic unicorn and my face is going to be on the cover of a magazine Me: Sometimes I get top quotes.....
Me: *walking in the garage* Bike: *falls* Me: Bike: Me: Bike: Me: Bike: Me: It must have passed out because of my extreme sexiness. Bike: Me: yeah, that makes sense.
*When i'm late for school* Teacher: You're a little late Me: I'm already torn Teacher: What? shut the door Me: Turn the lights off Teacher: Stop it Me: I'll never stop, you know i'll take you to another world Teacher: Get out! Teacher: get out! get out! get out of my head Teacher: .... (OneDirection)
thecookie1997 posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:11pm UTC
Johnny and Marrissa, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes the abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.