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Bree :)*
posted a quote
December 16, 2014 12:13am UTC

I remember back when everyone was first starting to leave Witty, and I told myself that I would never, ever do that. It makes me sad to come back, after probably months, to see that it's virtually empty. It's insane how many friends I had made from this sight, and how many nights I would stay up till 2 or 3 in the morning, just scrolling through quotes. I want witty to be popular again, I want all my friends back, and I want those late nights, just faving quotes and talking to people that you know you're likely to never meet. I just miss it, but I, personally, know I'm going to make more of an effort to bring this back.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:07pm UTC

I never run with scissors.
Those last two words were unnecessary.

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gab*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

girls pockets: can fit a piece of lint, and if lucky, two.
boys pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
~tumblr

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gab*
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January 7, 2013 5:39pm UTC

Tired
Every day is the same thing, and I'm tired of it. I think too much and it makes me sad and stressed out. I'm so sick of hoping for something that will never happen, and I feel so stupid and gullible. You cause me more pain than happiness. I keep telling myself that I'm better than that and I can do better, but I keep going back to you. I'm not even upset, hurt or angry anymore. Just TIRED. Tired of putting in more effort than I recieve. Tired of holding on for nothing. Tired of believing all your lies. Tired of you proving me wrong every time. Tired of getting my hopes up and being disappointed again. I WANT TO MOVE ON, but I can't. Maybe I'm even tired of myself.

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gab*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 6:12pm UTC

If only it was
as easy for me to get over as it was for
you to get over me.

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gab*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC

He saw you.
He met you.
He liked you.
He wanted you.
He chased you.
He got you.
He had you.
He got bored.
And he left.
~tumblr

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gab*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I'm really
sad about something I go to sleep to get away from it. But sleep never lasts long. And 5 seconds after waking up I snap back into reality and all the pain comes flooding back to me. The fact that what happened was actually real hits me. I can't go back to sleep, and it feels terrible.

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gab*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 8:27pm UTC

All this time
you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC

✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼
Go ahead,
Pass me in the halls and pretend I don't exist.
I hope every single time we make eye contact,
You relive every memory we've ever had.
And I hope it hurts.
✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼

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Aidan
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: You should see my life.

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pluto*
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Does anyone else stop and takea moment to look
at the sky when its purple and pink and enjoy that
small moment of beauty

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HellsMessenger
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Favourite and I shall comment
on your profile
and write what
I think of you?
I'll do all of
them <3

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MaxEatsCrayons
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 7:05pm UTC

I'd rather hear your drunken truths than your sober lies.

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SaturdayInJuly
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:16pm UTC

When I'm texting someone new, I have to think about every little thing.
"How's it going bro"
sounds too creepy
"How's life"
sounds too personal
"Hello"
sounds too formal
"Sup"
sounds too gangsta
so I'll go with
"hey"

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC

9 year olds are swearing
10 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
11 year olds are kissing
12 year olds are giving oral
13 year olds are getting their heartbroken
14 year olds aren't virgins
15 year olds are wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wreck and commit suicide
Our generations problem?
we all tried growing up to fast.

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lillybeth7
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 6:46pm UTC

This is hilarious!!!! Please Don`t spoil the fun, and keep it going
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends` boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I`m cool like that
Black---------because that`s how I roll.
Pink-----------because I`m NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I`m sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I`m AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he`s my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I`m stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I`m a Ninja!
None----------because I can`t control myself!
llol comment what you got!

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wannabe
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 7:51pm UTC

"No boys like me, I'm a couch potato"
Potato=Veggie
Veggie=Healthy
Healthy=Skinny
Skinny=Pretty
Pretty=Boys like you
Your argument is invalid.

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 10:54pm UTC

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