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Jonathan_Catrash

1. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 11:15am UTC
   Do you ever lay in your bed at night, hoping
   that you will wake up in the Emergency
   Room and hear the words,
   "He's not going to make it"?
   nmf
   
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2. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 11:12am UTC
   Life is my nightmare.
   nmf
   
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3. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 11:10am UTC
   Nobody ever saw it coming. Not from me.
   nmf
   
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4. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 3:23pm UTC
   National Suicide Prevention Hotline
   1-800-273-8255
   favorite, repost, anything.
   you could save someone's life.
   
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5. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   Me: Dad, how do you feel about abortions?
   Dad: I don't know son, ask your sister.
   Me: But I don't have a sister.
   Dad: ...(;
   fave this if you get it. <3
   
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6. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   nmf
   Facebook
   a girl hacking her friend:
   Omg best friend hi! HAHA hacking you! I love your and you are so pretty!!!! ♥
   Share
   Facebook
   a guy hacking his friend
   i'm gay
   Share
   
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7. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   If I could give you a p i l l
   that would kill you instantly,
   would you take it ?
   
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8. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 4:49pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. Jonathan_Catrash
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 4:46pm UTC
   "Did your mom drop you as a baby?"
   Yeah, into a pool of sexy.
   theunicorn
   
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10. Jonathan_Catrash
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    oh hot dayum.
    hope was here. c:
    
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11. Jonathan_Catrash
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    HELLO,
    my name is
    Awkward.
    
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