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Joecredelove

1. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2010 3:50pm UTC
   I might tear you apart
   Told you from the start
   I'm only gonna break your heart.
   
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2. Joecredelove
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   March 20, 2010 3:47pm UTC
   I don"t know whether to
   try harder...
   or to just stop trying.
   
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3. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2009 3:17pm UTC
   Baby your love is
   built like a drug
   And I Don't wanna
   be sober.
   
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4. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2009 3:06pm UTC
   Your hot & single
   Im hot & single
   Babe put two and two
   together
   
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5. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2009 10:59pm UTC
   &+
   If i got one wish, baby
   i wouldnt wish for you
   i would wish for
   Five more wishes
   
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6. Joecredelove
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   April 2, 2009 11:01pm UTC
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7. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 2:48pm UTC
   A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear it?"
   The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
   1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
   2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
   3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
   4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
   5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
   Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
   The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
   No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
   
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8. Joecredelove
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 10:45am UTC
   If you die in an elevator,
   be sure to push the Up button^
   
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9. Joecredelove
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   March 30, 2009 12:07am UTC
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10. Joecredelove
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    March 30, 2009 12:02am UTC
    How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chcolate chip cookies.
    Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.
    
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11. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:53pm UTC
    Bella:
    Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties?
    You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
    
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12. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:50pm UTC
    "It is not you it's me...
    well actually
    what the hell am i talking about
    it is YOU."
    
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13. Joecredelove
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    March 29, 2009 11:46pm UTC
    'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
    - George W. Bush
    
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14. Joecredelove
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    March 29, 2009 11:44pm UTC
    'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
    -George W. Bush
    
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15. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:43pm UTC
    *don't regret doing things,
    regret getting caught*
    
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16. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 11:39pm UTC
    Time is a great teacher,
    but unfortunately it
    kills all its pupils
    
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17. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:20pm UTC
    I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
    
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18. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
    
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19. Joecredelove
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    March 28, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    
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20. Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    If you want breakfast in bed...
    sleep in your kitchen
    
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