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  1. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 30, 2011 11:55pm UTC
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  2. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 28, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    i love you more than
    rebecca black loves
    friday

  3. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 28, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    i love you more than
    popeye loves
    spinach

  4. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 28, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    i love you more than
    a nerd loves
    maths

  5. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 28, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    i love you more than
    a squirrel loves his
    nuts.

  6. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    do you still think of me
    like i think about you
    do you still dream of me
    coz i can't sleep without you

  7. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 26, 2011 9:32pm UTC
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  8. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 26, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    When I Look At You It Makes Me Feel
    J Pretty J

  9. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 6:37am UTC
    From the bottom of my heart,
    boy I gotta tell you this,
    Since the day we've been apart,
    You're the only one I miss

  10. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 26, 2011 6:24am UTC
    Beyond the mountains and horizons,
    Out there where the rainbow rises,
    Fairy tales really do come true

  11. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 4:56am UTC
    I Intend To Live Forever
    So Far, So Good.

  12. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 4:35am UTC
    Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them".
    I say "If you can't beat them, beat them" because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

  13. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 2:41am UTC
    &WhenICry,,
    i want you to be the one to wipe my tears away
    and tell me everythings gonna be ok

  14. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    You'll Always be my THUNDER

  15. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 5:14am UTC
    SOO.....
    state of origin game 1 on tonight!
    Who's everyone going for???
    Fave for Queensland
    Comment for New South Wales
    even if they suck soo bad... im still going for tha blues :)

  16. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 25, 2011 4:34am UTC
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  17. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 25, 2011 4:09am UTC
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
    *not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

  18. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 25, 2011 3:05am UTC
    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
    So I STOLE a bike and asked for FORGIVENESS

  19. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 25, 2011 2:00am UTC
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  20. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Me Names Mater
    Like TUH-Mater, without the TUH

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