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supp dawgg the names jessie ;)  i hail from the magical land that is Australia. born and bred on the central coast :) I'm 15 and i was brought into this world on the 1st of November 1995 :) 
i seriously would die without my friends they're the best friends anyone could ever wish for and i couldn't live without them. Lifes been pretty fucked up lately but they're always there to help me get through it. 
in winter i play soccer but in summer i transform into the most hectic oztag player of all time :)
so yeah i don't know what else to write coz i'm  a pretty boring person :/ but yep if ya wanna know more just hit me up ;D

  1. Jizzles Jizzles
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    May 27, 2013 4:53am EDT
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  2. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:17am EDT
    she is so much better,
    than to give it all away,
    to the
    first guy.
    first try.
    first lie.
    first goodbye

  3. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:33pm EDT
    2 DAYS TIL I'M GOING TO THE SNOW!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

  4. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:23pm EDT
    The Best Things In Life Are
    unseen
    thats why we close our eyes when we
    kiss cry and dream

  5. Jizzles Jizzles
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    August 2, 2011 7:12pm EDT
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  6. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 12:11am EDT
    Wish i could rewind<<<
    ///back to the time///
    --->>when you were mine<<---
    "">>>>>>>> ♥ <<<<<<<<""

  7. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 11:45pm EDT
    What % are you hated in school??
    [] Gotten a referral (umm... whats that?? :/ )
    [x]Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 5
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x] skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 8
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x ] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 12
    x[] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 17
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 21
    [x ] Slept in class
    [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 22
    now times this by 3…
    I am 66% hated in my school.

  8. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 6:42am EDT
    love is like sand,
    if you hold on too tight, it slips through your fingers

  9. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:24am EDT
    do you like Cheese?
    Why yes, my favourites gouda
    she's the man ♥

  10. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 5:21pm EDT
    just once
    i don't want to be the "friend"
    i want to be "the one"
    the one that makes you wa that makes you wake up in the morning
    the one that makes you smile just by being there
    the one you think about before you fall asleep
    the one who you would do anything for
    the one that means everything to you
    the one you love

  11. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 3:08am EDT
    excuse me, can you empty your pockets?
    i believe you have
    stolen
    my heart

  12. Jizzles Jizzles
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    June 5, 2011 3:57am EDT
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  13. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:15am EDT
    .........................
    i hate it when i got to the gym and get arrested for
    possession of guns.
    ..........................

  14. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 9:01pm EDT
    ---------------------------------------------
    love is a condition in which the
    happiness
    of another person is
    essential
    to your own
    ----------------
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  15. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:01pm EDT
    Argument,
    a discussion that occurs when you're right, and continues until the other person realises it.

  16. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:56pm EDT
    ;
    "etc."
    an abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you
    actually do.

  17. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:16am EDT
    If CORN oil is made from
    corn,
    and OLIVE oil is made from olives,
    then what is BABY OIL
    made of?

  18. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 5:47am EDT
    if you're one in a million;
    then there are 6,ooo people just like you

  19. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 6:47am EDT
    & in this world of darkness
    you are my shining light

  20. Jizzles Jizzles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 4:05am EDT
    feeling like a rebel
    when bigdog tells me its time
    for bed but i
    stay awake

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