JimmyIsWeird's Quotes

JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 1:45pm UTC

I am filled with shame and regret. I made a quote purely out of frustration & I cant imagine how hard it was for the other person to read.
I am truely sorry Elaine123 =(

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JimmyIsWeird
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August 16, 2012 9:37am UTC

Mom: *parks car* ...Maybe I should park over there...
Sister: NO. You shouldn't. *gets out of car and slams door*
Mom: Jeez... I thinks she's a little bossy..
Me: You just noticed???

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Its been a week and i havent had any notifications on here. Im feeling lonely. Whoever comments will get a 1 paragraph comment about my first impression of you :) I will do them all. I know this type of thing gets annoying but i neeed something to do.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:15am UTC

Got home from babysitting at 1am and now im on witty. Its 4:15 now. -Yawn-
Me=wittian
Goodnight (goodmorning) witty

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JimmyIsWeird
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July 20, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Check out tylerswitty. I started sobbing.
How could you?...

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Heres to the people who make inspirational quotes to bring a smile to someone's face, and end up saving a desperate person's life.
Heres to the people who werent here during "the old witty" but wish they could have been, so they try really hard to make the current community better.
Heres to the people who were here during the old witty but dont think they are better because of it.
Heres to a community of great people coming together.
HERES TO WITTY AND ITS CREATOR STEVE.
we couldnt have done it without you. :)

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:43pm UTC

When you ask someone to turn down the music and everyone suddenly decides to start singing 10x louder.
-_-

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:14am UTC

Honestly, ive never tried nutella. And i dont think i want to.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

Stop hating on the 2000 kids, they are the near future of witty.
And another thing, if we ruin witty there is no future. Think about that.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Singing christmas songs during summer because the air conditioner is so cold that it reminds you of winter.

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JimmyIsWeird
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July 11, 2012 2:51pm UTC

My sister: *Skypes with her best friend for two hours*
My sister: Hey mom, can I have her over?
-_- wow

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Sitting crosslegged
*people stare at you like ur some ninja*

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Posting a quote and then rushing to the new page to see it :)

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Omg! A top quote. It may not be in the first few pages but its there. I couldnt have done it without you guys thanks :) :D

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 6:31pm UTC

I want to, i really do want to lose weight. But i think im a little afraid that if i succeed i would do something bad like get way to thin. Ik its a really lame reason...
My major problem: im just not confident enough. ;(

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Yes, im 14. And ya i want a balloon animal.
Now give it here.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *walks downstairs with a tanktop on*
Mom: Go change! Your shirt is too showy!
Me: Ya cuz im really going to suduce guys with my shoulders. -_-

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:22am UTC

Just figured out that I LOVE black-haired guys. They are just so hot. ~blush~ lol. Im so thrilled.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:05am UTC

NO ONE PERSON HERE HAS WITTY.
I mean, my sister, my three best friends, and a few people from my school have witty. I feel so alone without other wittians since i am usually around them.
this is WEIRD :/ :l

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Going to a one week summer camp. I get a roomie I have probably never met before. Im not to hopeful that shes just like me or anything like that.
I just pray she has a witty profiles. :P :D

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