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Jessica*

Cupcake145* · 9 years ago
Love this
Here's one for you
Are you an alien?
Cause girl you just abducted my heart.
Sorry I know right to cheesy.
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Cupcake145* · 9 years ago
RIP hey anyone remember mrs. Doutfire?
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McDreamer* · 9 years ago
♥ RIP
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planetxar_the_1st · 9 years ago
Make heaven ring with the sound of laughter, Robin Williams. Be at peace.
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Cupcake145* · 9 years ago
This is not funny sorry. This is disgusting smoking is so gross.people die from lung cancer from doing this s***.
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Beanie* · 9 years ago
THAT'S NOT FUNNY I'M CRYING AGAIN BRAAAAH THAT'S NOT COOL
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
"Rise and shine, motherf*cker! It's a brand new day! Are you gonna lay in bed like a wuss, or are you gonna get up and grab life by the titballs?!? Are you a wuss? ARE YOU a wuss? IS YOU A WUSS? You are gonna jump up in 3,2,1! Yeah, you go! Now put on some clothes, Jesus Christ, nobody wants to see that!" -Dan Howell aka danisnotonfire
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anime_lover · 1 decade ago
all the time! xD
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-Fifa14AndKatie-* · 1 decade ago
Why Thank u;))
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Johanna Mason* · 1 decade ago
No.... my body's from mcdonalds because it's full of fat and grease......
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
IT IS FROM MCDOANLDS(;
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KaciLeighRawr · 1 decade ago
So If I Eat Ariana Grande I'll Turnn Into Her ? OMFG YEY !!
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
*eats my little pony*
"I AM RAINBOW DASH"
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
AMEN.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Flirting isn't that bad. When you act upon the innocent flirts, however, that's when the issue arises.
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KatiiLouisex3 · 1 decade ago
I came on here just to see what the comments said because I'm a nosey b/tch and I feel the need to inform you that you're really pretty and your hair is to die for :P
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X_Alex_X · 1 decade ago
HAHAH JESS OMG! :D u should show him this quote cx LOLLOL
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