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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:06am UTC
    Do you think Shakira has shakirity guards?

  2. Skrillex Skrillex
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    I like it
    when I'm talking to you
    because
    for at least
    a few
    minutes
    or hours
    or days
    I can forget
    that
    I'm not okay

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    I don't care if it's 4am.
    It's not tomorrow until I wake up.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    you never really know someone
    until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

  6. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    "It's so hot when he
    wears his pants
    halfway down his
    legs."
    -Said no one ever

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    We are afflicted in every way, but not crushed; Perplexed, but not driven to despair. Persecuted, but not forsaken; Struck down but not destroyed. 2 Corinthians 4:8-9

  8. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:29pm UTC
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  9. Bisma Bisma
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    i'm sorry,
    but your password must contain a number, a capital letter, your left arm, the entire alphabet backwards and a pint of blood.

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    98% of people online
    really would not care if
    you killed yourself. Only
    2% would and those 2%
    would actually cry and
    be sad and depressed if
    you kill yourself.
    I'm one of those 2%.
    NMQ
    But its absolutely true.

  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    How many times,
    have you typed, "I'm okay."
    While crying?
    NMQ
    Too many times to count.

  12. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 10:29am UTC
    it's thanksgiving day.
    and someone is praying for all of thr things
    you take for granted.

  13. x_theycallmequiet_x x_theycallmequiet_x
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:59am UTC
    FML #2
    When you get your period during school.

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Boys become men when
    ~They follow you when you walk out
    ~call you back when you hang up
    ~hug you when you punch them
    ~kiss you when you're yelling at them
    ~gets you mad and then kisses you unexpectedly
    says "i'm sorry" and says he needs you

  15. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    I wish i didn't miss you,
    because i know you don't miss me.

  16. xxrebeccaxx xxrebeccaxx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    If you're in a lower grade than me,
    I will more than likley call you a little kid.

  17. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I got 20 chicken nuggets.
    That's 10 for me,
    and 10 for me.

  18. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are dating.
    When they break up I wonder who will write a new song first.

  19. hbailz hbailz
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    I went to see my old middle school teachers tonight,
    and I found out my 7th grade teacher has been with his wife since his sophomore year of high school.
    That literally gives me so much hope this year.

  20. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Comebacks #1...
    "Heyy gurl how 'bout you give me a blow?"
    "Sorry, I choke on small objects."
    20+ faves for more

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