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BostonBoy · 1 decade ago
Hi
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
that beach looks like Avalon NJ
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Jessy17 · 1 decade ago
It's Wildwood NJ
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
nmu?
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herecomesafighter · 1 decade ago
Hello c:
i was wondering if you would check out my story.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I know, I know, how dare the f/cker randomly turn up after not uploading for 4 days and not having an excuse.
I actually don't have an excuse, the first three days I couldn't be bothered to upload because well school is ending in a week and it's really hot, yesterday when I went to upload my internet was being a b/tch so here I am.
There is a new chapter up <3 The second last of I met him on omegle and then, of course there is the epilogue.
Uh... one day, my friends and I pretended we were guys and spoke to one of our guy friends. He was incredibly gullible and thought a prostitute was going to come to his house in 20 minutes.
Oii! Guys, in 20 minutes a prostitue is coming to your houses, be nice. K?
Coolios!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
heeey.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
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ENJOY!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
I could just do it mean girls style... Don't have because you'll get pregnant and DIE
A new chapters up! <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Soo, I found something out the other day...
Zoophilia is when you're sexually attracted to animals & Necrophilia is when you're sexually attracted to corpses.
Ew much?
Anyways, new chapter's up! (:
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MrsKoolaid · 1 decade ago
hey my name is Kaitlynn and im writing a story. Please read it and tell me what you think:)
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iwishiwasbeautiful · 1 decade ago
ACAI.BLUBERRY.POMEGRANTE.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ello lovely! <3
New chapter's up {{read the teaser}}
Uhm... so, I'm like over excited to hear your thoughts on the next chapter BUT I have a test on Friday. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn't have any more though I had no idea. I'm doing an extension exam for Maths... psshhh, watch me FAIL but anyways, I need to study, I only may upload once until Friday.
I was looking at the year 12s in my school && wondering why the f/ck the boys in my grade aren't like that... its like -.- THE HELL! I have this guy friends, who's brother is really sexy and is in year 12 (he looks like a blue eyed version of Chase Crawford) who weighs 55kg. I'm just going to put it out there...
THE HELL?! How can a 17 year old guy weight 55kg?
Goshhh, if we got married, it'd be me carrying him not the other way around O.o YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Slide and slide
and do the butterfly
and dip and dip
and shake my little hip
I want you and you to cheer with me too.
WOOOHOOOO GO TEAM! *dances like a seal*
New chapters up <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
So... I was just browsing the internet and found this: http://www.ashleymadison.com/
I was like... O.o THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
Anywayysss, I hope you enjoy the new chapter I uploaded c:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hey gorgeous,
How are you, all? I hope you all are feeling amazing.
I uploaded chapter 25 (:
I'm gonna tell you all of a boy group who are on Australian X-factor. The Collective. Look them up, they are the best friggin people in the world. #obsessed.
Thursday was national hit someones a.s day, or so my whole school thought, so Thursday was spent hitting everybody and anybody's butt. Anybody else? *hits all of your butts from behind the computer screen for Thursday*
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iwishiwasbeautiful · 1 decade ago
http://www.claires.com/store/goods/jewelry/cat1260136/ear-cuffs/p46005/filigree-ear-cuff/
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herstoryxx · 1 decade ago
Helloo! I was wondering how you got your about me in one column??? thanks!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Did you know that:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?

BET YOU DIDN'T.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello ;(
Did you just see that winky sad face, yeeep, that's the right there!
So, most people know how OBSESSED I am with cats, well today, I got a dog! It's weird because my whole family are all scared of dogs, so we go and get a German Shepard. It's 9 weeks old and is the cutest thing ever ^.^
I decided to let the puppy rest and come and upload! WOO HOO!
So, chapter 21 is up, while you're reading it, I suggest you listen to Delta Goodroms song, 'wish you were here' it helped me write the chapter (:
BYYEEE
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