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Member Since: 30 Mar 2011 07:54am

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:09pm UTC

When a women says "What?", it's not because she didnt hear you, it's because shes giving you a second chance to change what you said.
WRONG! She's challenging you to have some balls and repeat it.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:05pm UTC

I don't always have a cool Facebook status,
But when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:49pm UTC

*Teacher*
Stop packing theres still 5 seconds of class left.

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Jessiebaby
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February 8, 2012 2:44pm UTC

*Teacher*
"Now switch your paper with your neighbor."
*Translation*
"Because im to lazy to correct them myself."

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 9:40am UTC

I'll eat your baby
Carrots if you dont like them
nmf

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Jessiebaby
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February 4, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Follow for a follow?

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Jessiebaby
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February 4, 2012 12:25pm UTC

I bet as many times as you go on Google,
you still don't know the order of how the colors are.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:21pm UTC

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hrs, for 365 days.
It functions right from the time when were born & only stops when
We take tests.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Dear teacher,
When 90% of us fail, it's not because we didn't try, it's because you're a terrible teacher.
Sincerely, your students.
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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC

My pens never run out of ink.
I always lose them before that happens.
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Jessiebaby
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February 1, 2012 6:14pm UTC

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:10pm UTC

That amazing moment when you take off your bra at the end of the day.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: I'm rich.
Girl: Hi, I'm Amy, 20, nice to meet you!
Boy: No, no. Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry I don't talk to guys.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:06pm UTC

3 things i've learned in school
1. texting without looking.
2. Sleeping without getting caught
3. Teamwork on tests.
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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Oh, You're single for
Valentines day?
So is everyone else, so shutup and join the club.
nmf

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're in deep thought and you realize you're staring directly at someone.
nmf

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Sir, I'm bleeding really
bad can you call an
ambulance?
Sure, from now on
i'll call you "an
ambulance" OK?

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Dear Dracula,
Remember that night a few years ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward.
Sincerely, Tinkerbell.

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Hello, my name is
What you'll be screaming
in bed tonight.
NMF

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:47pm UTC

I look around when talking to someone because direct eye contact is wierd sometimes. O_o

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