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  1. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    August 2, 2011 7:44pm UTC
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  2. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #18:
    "Well aren’t you just a Fluffy Marshmallow Kitten!"
    *How to Make Awesome Pet Names* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  3. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #17:
    "It’s like ‘Hey hun can you reach that for me?’ And I’m like Not if your gonna call me that! HUN."
    *How to Make Awesome Pet Names* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  4. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #16:
    "Oh hey there! There’s a dog in my shirt. Hi."
    *How to Make Awesome Pet Names * Check her out on youtube.com :D

  5. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #15:
    "I’ll just have you know, according to most religions and science books I’m a man. And I’ll say I told you so when I’m your legal stepfather. Cuz I married ya mom."
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  6. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #14:
    "What kinda bees make milk? Boobees."
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  7. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #13:
    "What size shoe you wear baby girl? I’m gonna guess size sexy.”
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  8. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #12:
    "Girllllll, I like your Old Navy T-Shirt!"
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  9. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #11:
    "Makes grown woman wanna get naked. Don’t get mad when I get your mom pregnant. She started it."
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  10. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #10:
    "I’ll tell you the other 15% of my game you can do. Get them b*tches excited. Wear some hoodies. Colors like purple. Silver. Wear some skinny jeans. Shows off you’re a** and your junk. And sunglasses. All the time. B*itchin hair cut."
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  11. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #9:
    "I’d say 96% of my game is the fact that I’m f*cking gorgeous and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow. I blame my parents. They did it."
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  12. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #8:
    "Kim Kardashian wants a piece, Chelsea Handler wants a piece, Selena Gomez already got a piece. I got that sh*t on lock!"
    *Justin Bieber’s Tricks for Picking Up Chicks * Check her out on youtube.com :D

  13. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #7:
    "I can disappear. *Puts Bud Light box on head.* I’m Back. "
    *Magic* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  14. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #6:
    "I can do levitation. *Punches bottle.* Just kidding, no I can’t."
    *Magic * Check her out on youtube.com :D

  15. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Witty Girls and Guys!
    Do me a favor?
    Go on youtube. Search "Away The Atlas" and watch their Studio Updates.
    They don't have any tracks YET, buttttt this is them making them. They make their own songs and they are realllly good(:
    Thanks<3

  16. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    July 28, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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  17. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    July 19, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #5:
    "Meet my assistant. Dog assistant. All real magicians have dog assistants."
    *Magic* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  18. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    July 19, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #4:
    "I don't use a wand because I only use my mind."
    *Magic* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  19. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    July 18, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles♥
    Quote #3:
    "Knock, knock, knock on your door, Whose that? ‘Excuse me miss, do you have time to learn about Jesus Christ?’ Nope. No I do not. It’s like 2pm on a Saturday how longs this gonna take? I got stuff to do!"
    *How to Avoid Talking To People You Don't Wanna Talk To* Check her out on youtube.com :D

  20. JessieLuvsYou11 JessieLuvsYou11
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    July 18, 2011 9:09pm UTC
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