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JessiMaeWOW

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  1. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 25, 2011 12:44am UTC
    Ok So people I know I put this in the "Funny" catagory but it is in fact a poem it is just a funny peom and so like yea....Please do not steal my poems even if it is to make i look prettier, Thanks!
    "Do The Mango Tango"
    The once was a little old lady, who was eating a mango,
    She was eating her mango while doing the tango,
    She spun around fast,
    Boy she didn't last,
    Because she swallowed her tango mango.

  2. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 25, 2011 12:38am UTC
    "Many Similarities"
    Beasts
    Crazed, Greedy,
    Wanting, Needing, Craving,
    Judging all the innocents,
    People.
    ~An Original Poem Please Do not STEAL! Even if it is too make pretty :D Thanks oh and P.S. if you're a poet and are wondering what format this is its a Cinquain just like a Hicu but not 'bout nature lol.

  3. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 25, 2011 12:33am UTC
    "Leaves All Around"
    I look outside,
    Seeing the wild and sweet crisp leaves,
    Whistling in the wind,
    Around this giant strange world,
    I sometimes wonder what it would feel like,
    To be the poor leaves,
    Running in a world with so many weird things.
    ~Original Poem Please Dont STEAL! And i know it doesnt rhyme it is a Free Verse meaning it doesn't need to.

  4. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 16, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    As we mature,
    We realize it's not the amount of friends that matter,
    But rather what each friend amounts to,
    That really matters.

  5. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 6, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Your mind is what you make it.
    Ones eye is the window to ones "I"
    If you never lie, you never have anything to remember.

  6. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    February 3, 2011 12:48am UTC
    I just found out today that he's not gonna be at school Friday nor all next week :(
    Because of his hockey tournament in Fairbanks (Alaska) and we live in Anchorage (Alaska) so i wont see him for almost 2 weeks and I can't go to his games because "It's too far away" as my parents say....
    Dayum how am I gonna go that long?? Well I know I have witty :) which always makes me feel better...
    Most of the time.
    J.C.+D.E.=<3?</3?

  7. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 30, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    My Life Story:
    Whenever I curl my hair I burn my fingers on the curling iron...
    BUT...
    Whenever I straighten my hair I burn my fingers on my hair!
    Fave if this happens to you too. x♥o

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    January 30, 2011 6:59pm UTC
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  9. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 30, 2011 5:44am UTC
    Always Have Always Will Chapter: 6 (part 2)
    Natalie’s POV
    NO!...”Jaysn” I whisper. How did he know that this was our song? Well not technically our song but I always sung it when I thought of him. Kelsy! I turn and run back into my house; leaving Jaysn so speechless he stops singing and yells for me but doesn’t come up.
    As I walk past Kelsy she looks kinda of sad, astonished, guilty, and scared of my reaction all at once. I continue running through my room, and head to the hallway. Even Kelsy tugging on my clothes and yelling, “Stop NAT! Just slow down. I didn’t mean to tell him anything you just needed help with this situation please don’t be mad at him. Or me for that matter! And even if you are mad just take it all out on me. He’s a good guy you know that more than me!!” she keeps pulling on me. I run straight down the hallway and the grand staircase, almost knocking Debby down with a flower pot in her hands. “Sorry!” I yell out to her as I pass. She just looks bewildered so she just decides to smile.
    As I make my way to the door I don’t even bother with the automatic button to open it I just pull it open myself and go running out of the house onto the porch to see Jaysn walking down the beginning of my driveway.
    “JAYSN!!” I shout. He turns to look at me a hurt and surprised expression on his face. This is when I realize it has started to rain. And not just a soft sprinkle I mean POUR! But I don’t care I run out to Jaysn in my bare feet, and ya know what happens? I jump up into his arms, which makes him take a few steps back, and I kiss my best friend right there, on the mouth, in the pouring rain. I guess every girl needs a kiss in the rain eh???
    I slightly pull away from the kiss after about 10 seconds and stair into his beautiful icy blue eyes that just melt my heart. “I love you Jaysn. I don’t like you, like I said. That’s nothing compared to what I really feel. I’ve loved you for so long I just can’t believe you would ever feel the same. To be truthful yes I was hurt when you said you didn’t like me back, but I could understand why you would ever say something like that.”
    I just now notice that we are both crying, which is kind of hard to because of all the rain. “I love you too Nat. What I said earlier, I didn’t mean it my mind just went empty when you told me you felt the same way. I have loved you since I first laid my normal eyes on your exotic two colored ones.” Our smiles widen.
    “Guys!! I think you should come back inside!!! It’s pouring and you’ll get sick then get each other even sicker!” Kelsy yells at us. We just keep smiling while he sets me back down on the wet ground, only to pick me back up again so I don’t get too wet. He then puts me on his back and gives me a piggy-back ride like we used to when we were little because he has always been so much taller than me, I mean now he’s 5-7 or so inches taller.
    When we finally get inside he sets me down for sure. “Well Jaysn I guess our plan worked perfectly .” Kelsy said with a smirk on her face.
    I look puzzledly between the two of them and ask “What do you guys mean ‘plan’?” I laugh nervously.
    “Oh that?” Jaysn said slightly laughing while wrapping him arms around my waist.
    “YES! That haha. What was your plan?”
    “Um…” Jaysn starts but Kelsy cuts him short “Our plan was to get you to forgive him, and for him to tell you what he meant to say earlier.”
    Jaysn looks at me with asuring eyes. “Please don’t me bad with Kelsy I wanted to truthfully tell you what I tried to tell you, and I needed her help.”
    “I’m not mad. I think it was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. Normally they just want my body but now I know you’re not like that. :) You do truly love me for me.” I smile up at him while he smiled down.
    “Ok lovey dovey birds. You done yet?? I wanna get back to my movie.” Kelsy said a little loudly.
    Jaysn blushed. Damn he was hot when he did that even though it’s not very manly. I turn to him ignoring her question partially. “Are you gonna do what you said you’d do?” He looks confused. “When you were singing you said ‘stay with me tonight’, well I can’t leave the house but I’m sure your mom won’t mind if you stay over you’ve done it enough times before.”
    He looks a little unsure. “That was before we were going out.” My face lights up. “I didn’t know we were going out.” I said hopefully. “Well then, Natalie Marie Cancer will you be my girlfriend?” He asked with yet another smile coming across his face.
    “Yes!” I nod and jump up into his arms again. “Well then, let us go up stairs!”
    OK that's it for tonight it's 1:45 AM here im tired...
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  10. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 30, 2011 4:44am UTC
    Always Have Always Will: Chapter 6 (part 1)
    Natalie’s POV
    When I read over the texts my frown turns into a huge smile especially on the part when he told Kelsy what he really meant to say.
    Jaysn’s POV
    It is about quarter till 12 so I begin walking towards Nat’s house since it’s only a few blocks away. I get to her house at about 5 till so I still have time to run through the lyrics one more time. I have to say I didn’t know this song but knowing she thought of me when she sand that and also even the other way around. Ok so now it is about 12o’clock so I get my guitar and clear my throat. Then I begin to play.
    Natalie’s POV
    After I finish reading through the texts I go into the bath room to wash off my face, put my hair into a sloppy bun, and get some soffes and a tank top on. Then I sit down next to Kelsy on my couch and turn on my big plasma screen T.V. my dad had put into my wall for my 16th birthday. We watch about 2 movies before I begin to hear something.
    “Wait?! Kels did you hear that??” She looks startled. “What?”
    “Maybe I’m just imagining things but I swear I hear someone playing “Your song” by Secondhand Serenade.” I listen more closely “Waiting for your, call I'm sick, call I'm angry Call I'm desperate for your voice Listening to the song we used to sing In the car, do you remember Butterfly, Early Summer, It's playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet, Like when we would meet…” I start singing along with it while walking out to the balcony where it seems to be coming from. When I get onto the balcony the music gets a little louder as the main verse begins:
    “I was born to tell you I love, And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine, stay with me tonight.” I look over the balcony to see someone standing in the yard. Singing beautifully. Then I get a good look at who it is…NO!
    Got it to work! sorry its not very long it wasn't as good as the first one either but it accedently got deleted so ya hope ya guys are liking if so far :D!
    What do you think is gonna happen???
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  11. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 30, 2011 2:49am UTC
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    January 30, 2011 2:22am UTC
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  13. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 30, 2011 1:29am UTC
    UNTILED- CHAPTER 5 (part 1)
    Natalie’s P.O.V
    “I cannot believe what just happened. I really thought he would say he like me back. But now he’s gone and I’ll be gone soon too.” I whisper to myself. This is the hardest I’ve cried since my mom left. Well actually come to think of it I have never cried like this. My best friend doesn’t feel the same about me. After I open up to him for years he does that.
    I pick up my phone, which is on my nightstand, and call Kelsy. *ring* *ring* She picks up after the second ring. “Hey Natalie. You got some explaining to do.”
    “Yeah…I know I do. And I promise I will tell you everything. Just please come over.” I can tell she can hear the rears in my voice because she gasps and says:
    “NAT! Is everything OK?!”
    “No, everything is not OK.” I sniffle trying to make my nose stop running.
    “Alright I’ll be there as soon as I get dressed.” I hear her getting up from wherever she was sitting.
    “No, no I don’t care if you’re in your PJs just come to my house. Now. I need someone to talk to and Jaysn’s out of the picture.”
    “Why? What happened?”
    “Just get over here!!” I’m full on crying again.
    “Alright I’m on my way.” I hear her car start before she ends the call.
    Kelsy’s POV
    “Alright I’m on my way.” I tell my bff Natalie. I’m already kinda of worried because she said she couldn’t go to Jaysn for this and she normally goes to him before me. Here’s the thing. Even though Jaysn is a guy Natalie has known him since they were 7 and they know everything about each other. Her and I just met in 7th grade so we aren’t near s close as them two.
    I arrive at her house about 15 minutes after I left. I am greeted by her housekeeper Debby when I reach the door. “She is up in her room. You will have to knock because she locked herself in it.” She says.
    Now I know something very bad is up because she never locks her door. Not even if she’s changing she just slips a little sign outside of her door.
    I walk up her grand staircase and down the hall to her bedroom. Yes I admit I am a little jealous of her huge house like mansion but I am perfectly fine in my small petite home. When I get to her room I start to knock and say “HEY NATALIE OPEN UP THIS GOD DAMN DOOR BEFORE I OPEN IT MYSELF!” and knock louder.
    After about 5 minutes I finally hear the lock click and she opens the door.
    WOW She looks a mess, even worse than she sounded over the phone. Her mascara is running down her face and she has snot smeared all over. It takes everything I have to not laugh. Even though l really bad for her. “Hey hun. Are you okay?”
    I see a sudden wave of rage sweep over her.
    Alright gonna stop for a few...Hope you're liking it so far...
    FAVE COMMENT FOLLOW ♥

  14. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 29, 2011 4:10am UTC
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    January 29, 2011 1:12am UTC
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    January 28, 2011 2:06am UTC
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    January 28, 2011 12:30am UTC
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  18. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 26, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    "Cold-hearted orb that rules the night,
    Remove the colours from our sight.
    Red is gray and yellow white,
    But we decide which is right.
    And which is an illusion?
    Pinprick holes in a colourless sky,
    Let inspired figures of light pass by.
    The mighty light of ten thousand suns,
    Challenges infinity and is soon gone.
    Nighttime, to some, a brief interlude,
    To others, the fear of solitude.
    Brave Helios wake up your steeds,
    Bring the warmth the countryside needs."
    "Late Lament" By: Graeme Edge

  19. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 26, 2011 12:23am UTC
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  20. JessiMaeWOW JessiMaeWOW
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    January 25, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Te quiero mucho ahora....¿Sabes eso? Solo una palabra y soy enamorado con tigo.... Todos dicen que eres mala para mi, pero puedo ver mas adentro de ti.... En el parte mas bajo de tu corazon, se que amas a mi tambien.....♥

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