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loveloveloveyou143
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November 17, 2011 10:06pm UTC

EXCUSE ME.......HERE'S YOUR NOSE
i found it in my damn business.

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crazyaboutyou
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Make me mad one more time,
and I'll give you a papercut in front of Jasper.

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:41pm UTC

ALWAYS BE
POSITIVE.
FOR EXAMPLE,
I'M POSITIVE
I HATE EVERYONE.

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Laneyloo
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November 17, 2011 8:27pm UTC

That one friend...who makes the BIGGEST deal over your birthday.

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soccerchick11x
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November 17, 2011 9:17pm UTC

Number of people who find me attractive:
0
Number of people who find my best friend attractive:
3,298,203
nmf/nmq

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sillyducky69
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:01pm UTC

I wish we could
GOOGLE
How a certain person feels about us. ♥

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hopelesslaughter
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC

the day That i get my car
is the day you get hit. ♥

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Act4life33
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 8:00pm UTC

That awrkward moment when
You walk into the wrong class.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC

[[ Girl on her period ]]
Girl:Hey can you check for me?
friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
*looks at butt*
"Nope, you're good"
only me?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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fosterthebella44
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 4:45pm UTC

Teacher: You can pick a partner for your project today.
You: *Looks over at friend and nods head.*
Friend: *Nods back intensly.*
You: *Whispers* This. Project. Will. Rule.

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xoalicecullenxo
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October 18, 2011 9:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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meyer97
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC

that sinking feeling
you get when you find out he likes her &not you ♥

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kyhricak
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October 18, 2011 4:53pm UTC

L o v e i s a l l a b o u t t r u s t .

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:43pm UTC

All Guys Should Learn From Mario Bros,
no matter h o w f a r their princess is, they should go after her.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:16pm UTC

sick of struggling,
tired of trying.
yeah i'm smiling,
but inside I'm dying. ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC

S W A G
Stupid Whores Acting Ghetto ;)

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idance
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
someone attractive.♥

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ohsnapitsjessxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:25pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives!

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ohsnapitsjessxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 11:18pm UTC

FAVORITE THIS IF when you see song lyrics you automatically start singing the song.... (:

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