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  1. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.
    mf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:57am UTC
    Last Friday Night - Hunger Games Style
    Katniss: There's a baker in my bed
    Cato: There's an arrow in my head
    Peeta: Flour all over the room
    Finnick: The arena's like a pool
    Effie: Haymitch smells like a minibar
    Haymitch: I was passed out in the yard
    Octavia: I just lost my other shoe
    Rue: Is this a stab wound or a bruise?
    Katniss: Training scores ended up online, I'm screwed
    Haymitch: Oh well
    Glimmer: The tracker jacker attack was a blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled
    Foxface: Damn
    All: Last Arena Night!
    Katniss: Ya we shot some table tops
    Haymitch: And I took too many shots
    Peeta: Think we kissed but I forgot
    All: Last Arena Night!
    queen-tigris.tumblr.com/post/24994438765/last-friday-night-hunger-games-style

  4. jackie13140 jackie13140
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    like and i will follow you!

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Dear people who question why
    girls go to the bathroom together,
    Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

  6. sophiebarbagallo69 sophiebarbagallo69
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    "What happens if a car comes?"
    W e D i e . ♥

  7. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:37am UTC
    Fact: Chris Hemsworth is hot in anything he stars in.
    (Snow White and the Huntsman, Avengers, and Thor pop into mind.)

  8. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    *Guy is doing "Inbox me questions for an answer."*
    Girl: Am I as pretty as all those other girls?
    Him:You're gorgeous.
    He gives me hope. ♥

  9. mariahhhx3 mariahhhx3
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Mom stop you are not funny you dont make jokes.
    nmq/nmf
    I made you.
    nmq/
    nmq/nmf
    nmq/n

  10. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    "I'm gonna make this place your home."
    <3

  11. xoxoMelaniexoxo xoxoMelaniexoxo
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Do you feel like a man when you push her around?
    Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
    Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
    as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

  12. DareeToDreamm DareeToDreamm
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes no sense
    Microwave

  13. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Dear YOLO,
    I beg to differ
    Sincerely,
    Jesus
    Format:twilightgirl995

  14. 1234everandalways 1234everandalways
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 10:03am UTC
    Rose Dawson- Fifteen hundred people went into the sea, when the Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six... out of fifteen hundred. Afterward the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.
    Lewis Bodine- We never found anything on Jack... There's no record at all.
    Rose Dawson- No, there wouldn't be, would there? And I've never spoken of him until now... Not to anyone... Not even your grandfather. A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson... and that he saved me... in every way that a person can be saved. I don't even have a picture of him. He exists now... only in my memory.
    ~Titanic

  15. LetsCauseAScene95 LetsCauseAScene95
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick, the clam had a baby!
    Patrick: That's not a baby Spongebob.
    Spongebob: Well, then; what could it be?
    Patrick: I'll give you a hint; What's white and round, and comes out of clams?
    Spongebob: Their ... eyes?
    Patrick: NO SILLY! A VOLLEYBALL!
    Minee<3
    Credit?
    Ratee...
    :)
    <3

  16. lynzee lynzee
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    "You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
    -Winnie the Pooh
    Cookiedoughformats

  17. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    The way you move is like a full on
    rainstorm, and I'm a house of cards.
    You're the, kinda reckless that
    should send me running, but I, kinda
    know that I won't get far. ♥

  18. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Maybe I was naive,
    got lost in your eyes
    a n d n e v e r r e a l l y h a d a [♥] [♥] [♥]
    CHANCE.
    Taylor Swift ♥ ♥

  19. Z3bozz Z3bozz
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet.
    Unless they have a gun.
    Then you should run.
    They don't want to be friends.
    nmf

  20. GABTASTIC_ GABTASTIC_
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    ♥ i w i l l n o t f o l l o w EVERY PERSON THAT FAVORITES THIS c:

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