Witty Profiles

Jerrylax

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Member Since: 29 May 2013 05:34pm

Last Seen: 22 Jun 2013 01:16pm

Location: Tatooine

Gender: M

user id: 361553

{{Hi my name is Jeremy (Jer[ry])... and thats pretty much it ;)}}

Jerrylax
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC
*****Surfing the Internet*****
Oh look I won an Iphone 4, and 5, and two Ipad minis, and a kindle fire, and a mac book air, the new Windows, a cow, a antique plane, gods tablets, and a roman coliseum.

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Jerrylax
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June 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
So I got bored and went on Omegle... and got kidnapped by The Doctor, kissed by Oprah, and was asked to join a virtual threesome.
I'm scared.

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Jerrylax
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May 29, 2013 7:46pm UTC
Logged onto Facebook today and accidently clicked on a photo of god... then read this.
Guy: Like this post if you believe that god protects and loves us all!
Random Girl: Did you know it was Jesus who led the Jews out of egypt? I saw it on a site today!
Face meet Palm
follow for a follow

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Jerrylax
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May 29, 2013 5:41pm UTC
So my friend told me about Witty Profiles and so far
I have no idea what I'm doing.

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