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JeremyWasHere

1. JeremyWasHere
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2011 3:05pm UTC
   Wow... you girls are just SO cool... taking a picture of yourself... alone... in a bathroom... with a toilet in the backgroud.
   I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP.
   
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2. JeremyWasHere
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   April 4, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   What get's longer when pulled, fits in between a woman's boobs, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked hard?
   ....... a seatbelt!! why, what were you thinking? ;P
   
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3. JeremyWasHere
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   April 4, 2011 2:59pm UTC
   Dear Phone,
   i drop you, i say i hate you, i throw you across the room, i lose you, i forget about you but, honestly, i cant live without you.
   
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4. JeremyWasHere
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   April 3, 2011 11:45am UTC
   i need advice? anyone wanna help a poor guy out?
   
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5. JeremyWasHere
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   April 2, 2011 2:28pm UTC
   America sent us Miley Cyrus... so Canada got back at them with Justin Bieber. However, America got even with Canada on Friday... with Rebecca Black :D
   
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6. JeremyWasHere
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   April 1, 2011 6:07pm UTC
   Should i put in my lip ring or no...? do girls like piercings?
   
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7. JeremyWasHere
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   April 1, 2011 4:08pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. JeremyWasHere
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   April 1, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Mom: "Clean your room."
   Me: *shoves everything under my bed* "Room's clean."
   Mom: "Now clean everything under your bed."
   Me: .........
   
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9. JeremyWasHere
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   April 1, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   hey... im jeremy. talk to me? :)
   
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10. JeremyWasHere
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    April 1, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    *log out*... bored ... *sign in*
    
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11. JeremyWasHere
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    April 1, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    1) Chris Brown beats her
    2) Eminem lies to her
    3) Drake forgets her name
    ... what a life Rihanna has ...
    
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