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Member Since: 24 Jun 2012 08:52pm

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I'm 16, student, lover of music
Demi Lovato & Justin Bieber are my idols
Judge me all ya want
Only God can judge ya forget the haters cause somebody loves ya

Jennymay196
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:02pm UTC

My friend is Indian and her skin is naturally dark
and during the summer I love to go outside so this is how our convesation went
Me: Let's go outside
Friend: I can't
Me: Why
Friend: I'll get too dark
Me:But you're already dark
Friend: *whispers* I'll look like a black person
wut

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Jennymay196
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July 29, 2013 9:40pm UTC

The other day I was with my friend at her vacation spot and we were in the pool swimming
There were these two really hot guys across the pool and we kept staring at them
When evetually decided to get out of the pool to get some food
EVERYONE was at the pool, over 60 people
I climb up the steps behind my friend and begin to walk
Then I do the most graceful and hottest thing in the world
I fall
I do not mean just fall
I mean I slipped in front of 60 people
and you know what I did?
I laughed and I couldn't stop
It was wonderful

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Jennymay196
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January 3, 2013 5:41pm UTC

I went to my cousins house for New Years. My two cousins, Dad, Mom, Grandma, Aunt and brother were in the living room waiting for the ball to drop.
*Ball Drops*
EVERYBODY: HAPPY NEW YEARS! I LOVE YOU ALL!
My Cousin: I love you Jen!
My mom: Happy New Year Baby!
Me: I'm hungry I haven't eaten since last year
*everybody silently stares at me*
My Cousin: You ate 5 minutes ago
Me: That was last year

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Jennymay196
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December 26, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I wish a guy would love me like my dog does

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Jennymay196
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December 17, 2012 10:51pm UTC

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Jennymay196
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December 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC

So I found out recently that brother got diagnosed with MR which is Mental Retardation and on top of that he has austism.
I literally cried for hours.
But what really breaks my heart is how he says he's okay with dying. He says that once he dies he'll go to heaven and go see our Grandpa's. I tell him that as long as I'm alive, he will not die.
My Brother is the sweetest boy in the planet and only deserves the best.
But he's mine and I will protect him with my life.

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Jennymay196
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December 6, 2012 2:42pm UTC

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Jennymay196
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December 1, 2012 11:20pm UTC

"Just because you don't have a prince, doesn't mean you're not a princess."
-Zayn Malik

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Jennymay196
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November 25, 2012 11:04pm UTC

*Getting ready to go to bed*
Me: Ahh, I'm tired.
Me: Oh look at my bed, it's so lonely.
Me: *stands there and looks at it*
Me: I'm kinda hungry *runs to kitchen, slips and falls*
Me:
Me: I'll just sleep here
Me:
Me: Who am I kidding, my bed needs me. *runs back to bed*
Me: *sees dog* why hello there young puppy.
Me:
Me: Okay, I'm going to go to bed. You keep sleeping.
Me: *gets in bed*
Me: Ahh, this is nice.
Me:
Me: As long as you love me, we could be- WHAT AM I DOING?
Me: OKay, time to sleep
Me: But baby it's cold outsidee
Me: LET ME GIVE YOUR HEART A BREAK
Me: I WANNNA LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG LETS GO-
*knocking at door*
Me: *scared shitless*
Me:
Me:
Mom: Shut. Up. It's 12:00
Okay, Mom.

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Jennymay196
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November 25, 2012 12:09am UTC

I don't understand how all you people are so clever.
Like I sit on my bed thinking of a clever quote to post..
And I give up after 3 minutes
Go get something to eat
Listen to music
Go back to thinking of another quote
Give up
And then goes and eats again
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 11:40pm UTC

*My friend and I were texting to go see the Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie*
My friend: So he hasn't texted me back saying if he wanted to hang out tomorrow.
Me: THE DUDE NEEDS TO ANSWER. Okay, we have to leave soon to go to the movies because we have to eat the crowd.
She thought I was a cannibal
*Me 20 minutes later*
Me: **beat

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 9:07pm UTC

DIRECTIONERS!!
If you like to read One Direction Fan fictions, please please please please please please please read this fanfiction my friend and I are writing. There are about 34 chapters of it already up! Would really appreciate it! :)
http://www.wattpad.com/user/1dream2directioners

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:19am UTC

HARRY STYLES IS JUST ROAMING AROUND THE EAST COAST.
CAN I LIKE SKIP SCHOOL TO TRY AND FIND HIM?
WHO'S WITH ME?!

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 11:01am UTC

I have a new video uppp! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT WITTIANS <3 LOVE YOU ALL MWAH MWAH MWAH. btw I loooove feedback but I don't really get that much of it, so whether you comment on youtube or here, I don't care ahah I just want to know what you guys think <3 :)
http://youtu.be/1Wsm4QLWKF8

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Admit It...
We all wish we had a friend like Spongebob.

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Jennymay196
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:15pm UTC

*Me scrolling through Witty*
Me: Let's see what's on here
Me: *scrolls*
Me: Hah, that's funny
Me:
Me:
Me: That's just clever.
Me: Why can't I be clever?
Me: *thinks of words that ryhme with clever*
Me: Oh, just forget it
Me:
Me: Wow, they got a lot of likes
Me: I'm not gonna like it then
Me: But I like it
Me: UGH FINE. *favorite*
Me:
Me:
Me: That's depressing
Me: Oh, she got her first kiss?
Me: Nice.
Me:
Me: ROFL OMG AHAHHA MY SIDES HURT
Me: Why can't I be funny
Me: *thinks of joke*
Me: Nope. I'm still not funny.
Me: I'm hungry.
Typical

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Jennymay196
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October 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Now I understand all you cute couples like to walk into school together holding hands and making kissy faces at eachother while trying to make other people jealous of your relationship..
But I'm not jealous
I've got the cutest, smallest, and cuddly dog waiting for me when I get home who kisses me all the time, with a big bowl of candy next to my bed.
Who's jealous now?

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Jennymay196
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October 13, 2012 1:43pm UTC

I was thinking of trying out for XFACTOR, but I need an opinion. This is a song my friend and I wrote, what do you guys think?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7RHNo2rFi0&feature=plcp

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Jennymay196
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September 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC

I was sitting in the waiting area at a car place while my mom went to the bathroom and I was on my phone scrolling through twitter when two girls came over and started watching the tv that was in front of me
Commericial: Anything you want, Get it off of ebay!
7 year old girl: I want Justin Bieber, can I buy him?
Older girl: *looking away*
7 year old girl: Can I have your phone Jessica? (her sister I guess)
*Older girl gives her phone while she sits down*
7 year old girl: THAT COMMERICIAL LIED TO ME. (she scremed this)
Older Girl: what?
7 year old girl: IT TOLD ME I COULD BUY JUSTIN BIEBER
Older girl: OMG WHERE IS HE?
Me: *laughs and walks away*

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Jennymay196
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September 25, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Am I the only one who thinks of a good quote to put on witty during school
and then when you get home you can't remember the freaking thing
Damn you brain

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