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lilbit3
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Most girls in books and movies: Omg I can't decide whether I love Lucas or Matt! My life is so difficult!
Me: Omg I can't decide whether I should eat the chocolate chip cookie or the sugar cookie! Ugh.
Me: *eats both*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yourbeautiful*
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June 2, 2013 7:36am UTC

For any girl who thinks she's fat or starves theirself to be good enough:
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- A thigh gap depends on the width of your hips not an indication of weight.
- Ribs or hipbones aren't meant to be seen on someone with a healthy weight.
- Collarbones shouldn't be fully visable.
- It's normal to have rolls on your stomach, when you sit down or bend over.
- It's normal to have a stomach that curves out.
- Most girls have stretchmarks, they are not a sign of fat but a sign of growing.
- Eating whatever whenever is perfectly fine.
- The best way to get a bikini body, is by putting a bikini on your body.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:00pm UTC

It shouldn't be called the "90's Kids",
it should be called,
"the kids who remember the good Disney Channel".

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Jennymartin
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Plot Twist: The bachelorette chooses the host as her husband.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC

do boys even get crushes
like i am thoroughly convinced that is a myth

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

if you ever have children you could
introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 5:55am UTC

when i have a bad hair day:
"i am not leaving the house."
when i can't find the right clothes:
"i am not leaving the house."
when it's raining outside:
"i am not leaving the house."
when the internet is calling me:
"i am not leaving the house."
when i have a sore anything:
"i am not leaving the house."
ya feel me?

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^_^*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:54am UTC

Does anyone else take their
earphones out when they put music
on to see if anyone else around
them can hear it before they put them
back in?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 3:05pm UTC

My little brother asked his friend what friendship was:
He replied with, "Friendship is when you steal my chocolate everyday from my bag... and yet I still keep it in the same place."

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:23am UTC

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the
subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a
single student
to learn all subjects ?

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:44pm UTC

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw I think I just got baptized.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:55pm UTC

i like online
shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:45am UTC

That Awkward
moment, When your
friend is arguing with
his parents
and his Parents turn
towards you and ask “Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?”
f o r m a t by rajsonkar

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC

i could've done my homework tonight but
i also could have committed a murder. so there's that.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:18pm UTC

all i literally do at school is
watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:20pm UTC

A bed;
Where most teenagers find themselves
for 16 hours a day,
because they'd rather be asleep than
deal with their problems.
And if sleep is for the weak,
then teenagers are the weakest group.
It's a drug.
You close your eyes and just like that,
you're gone and reality cannot touch you.
And if nothing was ever a priority,
most of us wouldn't bother waking up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

if anne hathaway doesn't say "anne hatharrived"
every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity.

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