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Member Since: 26 Nov 2011 10:58am

Last Seen: 25 Aug 2012 09:41pm

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Hello, i'm Jeanette. I enjoy music and
food. If you don't like me, then hey, we've
already got something in common.

JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:22am UTC

Hey witty, can you help?
i'm trying to convince my parents to let me pierce my bellybutton.
I'm making a powerpoint to pursuade them. so can you comment at what age you think it's appropriate to have a bellyburron piercing?
thank's a billion, i'll follow!

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 10:02pm UTC

&Even when I have it all...
I don't.

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 5:02pm UTC

i'm not sure if liking a sad facebook status shows support, or if it means i like their sadness

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:58pm UTC

it's great if people judge us for
what's on the inside...
but what if I don't like my inside either?
♥

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC

can we share a Twix bar?
because I need a moment with you(;

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC

you don't have to choose
between
beauty & food

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 7:11pm UTC

you never know what you have
until you clean your room.

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 11:30pm UTC

I wish you knew
you're killing me♥

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 12:36am UTC

They say a girl looks most beautiful in sweatpants and no makeup
. . . that's not really working for me; I'm still an ugly potato.
not my format.

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 9:56pm UTC

I wish I wasn't so
complicated

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:28pm UTC

SSo I guess the newest Witty trend...
is comparing modern terms to what they said in the 1800s

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 11:04pm UTC

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I want to be the girl..
that a guy writes a song about ♪
♥

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:12pm UTC

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December 2, 2011 8:02pm UTC

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:12pm UTC

THIS QUOTE
isn't funny.

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:36am UTC

You can tell everything about a girl.
by the Witty quotes she faves
♥

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:47pm UTC

"Where'd you get your nails done?"
"oh, you know...
that place called Salon de
my BEDROOM."

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:44pm UTC

laughing so hard
that no noise comes out
and you just sit there clapping
like a retarded seal.

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:43pm UTC

"everyone's naked...
we just have clothes to hide it."
-my brother

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JennyShazaaaaam
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:37pm UTC

yo lady;
I said "trick-or-treat", not "trick-or-
bag of pretzels".

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