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July 12, 2012 4:03pm UTC

What The F*** Facts #5
Steve (Witty Profile) full name is DeGraeve

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I*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 1:03pm UTC

My sister tells me that she's gonna move in with me when we get older
Like no.You're nasty and you can't clean after yourself

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July 7, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Me: I WANNA BE A BALLERINA!!!!!
After watching Black Swan:
Me: lol,nevermind

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July 4, 2012 9:27am UTC

nmf TRUE STORY
Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Could I be pregnant? please help?
I'm I had *ex a month and a half ago a few times, and then i had s*x a month ago 3 times without a condom,I'm on the pill and worried because i've lost my appetite, and ive had pains in my stomach the last 2/3 weeks. Could i be pregnant
Best answer:-Chosen by voters
Has ANYONE on this stupid site heard of a PREGNANCY TEST,or are you all just bloody idiots who really believe strangers online can answer your stupid "Am I pregnant" questions?!
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I*
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 6:36am UTC

Adele is pregnent
let's make sure there's no miscarrige so her next album won't be ALL about babies
(not to offend)

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posted a quote
June 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC

OMG guys I miss the old witty so much
-Member since April 2012.
-username DiReCtIoNeR-FoR-LiFeZ

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June 25, 2012 8:54pm UTC

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posted a quote
June 20, 2012 9:42pm UTC

At school
Friend: What day is it?
Me: Tuesday February 8:56
At summer
Friend: What day is it?
Me: I don't know, the 46th of octoberary

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posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Friend: Hey! I found your witty!!!
Me: *violently sprays friend in eye with pepper spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*

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posted a quote
May 29, 2012 10:21am UTC

How regular girls sneeze: achoo!! excuse me
How I sneeze:AAAAACHHOOOOOFHDYXDHRROGFSEBDEYDDBXGITRHGJTFFfGR

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I*
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:27pm UTC

FUTURAMA
Best cartoon EVER!!!!!!

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May 18, 2012 8:12am UTC

can you find the american?
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No. Because they are people Just like us.
Just kidding, He is at McDonalds

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posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:59am UTC

What The F*** Facts #4
Neil Patrick Harries used to voice spider man in 2003

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May 15, 2012 10:32am UTC

What The F*** Facts #3
Chris Hemsworth is brothers with Liam Hemsworth

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posted a quote
May 14, 2012 2:19pm UTC

What The F*** Facts #2
Einstein scored 160 on his IQ test, where as Marilyn Monroe
scored 8 points more than him (168).

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posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:51am UTC

What The F*** Facts #1
13% of the people who took a survey in 1988, said that they
believe that cheese is what the moon is made of.

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I*
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC

My love for you is like
dihherra , I just can't hold it in.

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posted a quote
May 1, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Tonight ,im gonna have myself
A real good time
I feel alive ive-ive-ive!And the world
It's inside out yeah
I'm floating around in ectasy
SO
DONT
STOP
ME
NOW!!!!!!
Your epic if you know where this is from
Format by Sandrasaurus

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I*
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 4:36pm UTC

• pending moderation •
FOOLED YOU

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posted a quote
April 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC

THATS RIGHT B*TCH DONT EVER F*CK WITH FROOP-LOOPY!!!!
Comment if you know where this from

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