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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:19am UTC
    I used to like you, a lot.
    used to? what changed?
    you did
    nmf/tumblr/alnicholas

  2. lessthanthreeee lessthanthreeee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Guy friends
    are the bomb.
    They're hilarious,
    cool, fun to hang out with,
    no awkwardness ...
    until you start to like one.
    n o t m y f o r m a t

  3. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    you've just lost the girl
    who would've done anything to be your everything. ♥

  4. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Him: What should I do?
    Me: Just follow your heart.
    Him: What do you think my heart says?
    Me: I don't know, I'm not your heart.
    Him: Well, you're most if it.Everpink

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Every Time
    I start to think you like me back, just a tiny bit,
    I remind myself that guys like y o u don't fall for
    g i r l s l i k e m e

  6. insidethequestion insidethequestion
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    He r eyes are ful l of the things
    [( Her mouth never had a chance to say. )]

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    the person who loves you,
    is not the person who sees you every day, but the person who looks for you every day. ♥

  8. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:56am UTC
    Take mentos and freeze.them into icecubes. Then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos into their drink. After five minutes, their drink will randomly explode.You're welcome.c:

  9. ikindajust ikindajust
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    suck my dick
    personalities can't be sucked, silly.

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    they say, ''a picture is worth a thousand words.''
    but i think that they are wrong. when i looked at yours, i was speechless. ♥

  11. starsixtyseven starsixtyseven
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    that one guy...
    who you always have a huge on-and-off crush on.

    credittowhoeverdeserves...

  12. ballinnxxo ballinnxxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
    hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
    hottness refers to the body,
    and god knows mine isn't perfect.
    pretty refers to the face
    i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
    but cuteness is refering to every
    imperfection
    that he loves. every weird little habit.
    the funny little things that make me different
    from any other girl he could have.
    like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
    movies, or the way my hair smells.
    all of the little things he notices and adores.
    i want to be that girl
    *hahaaa wow took foreveeeerr! lol it kept spazzing :P hope you like it!

  13. xoxhollisterxox xoxhollisterxox
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Break up playlist...
    For the First Time - The script.
    Nothing Left to Lose - The Pretty Reckless.
    All She Knows - Bruno Mars.
    My Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead.
    Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless.
    Impossible - Shontelle.
    Haunted - Taylor Swift.
    Need You Now - Lady Antebellum.
    The Only Way that I Know how to Feel - Boys Like Girls.
    Ghost - Cavo.
    Breakeven - The Script.
    Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade.
    Last Kiss - Taylor Swift.
    Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae.
    Dear John - Taylor Swift.
    Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio.
    Here by Me - 3 Doors Down.
    A Drop in the Ocean - Ron Pope.
    Runaway - Bruno Mars.
    I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre & Eminem.
    Angels on the Moon - Thriving Ivory.

  14. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Your stomach drops. Your hands won't stop shaking. You can barely even type. You feel like throwing up. You don't know what to do. You want to punch the freaking computer, but it's your only hope. That's the one thing I hate about having Witty best friends, when they're sad, there's nothing you can do but type a few words and hope that in the end, it just might mean something. Anything. Everything.

  15. JordanThinksYourBeautiful JordanThinksYourBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms,
    I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of Gladiatiors.
    I do this until I run out of M&Ms, and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads :
    "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes".

  16. AlNicholas AlNicholas happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Her crystal blue eyes stared at mine
    . They said more in a single second than her lips could whisper in a lifetime.
    I stared back screaming in my head what I urged to say out loud
    . Her eyelash batted away a tear.
    The sides of her lips showed signs of burning
    from the rough, frayed rope tied tight.
    “You had to be a hero, didn’t you?”
    We jumped; our eye contact broke.
    I struggled to turn around as the rope clung to my skin.
    “You could have just told us the truth”
    a deeper voice spoke.
    The room population now apparently four.
    ♥ “Let us go” I barked, but only a muffled shout was heard by the room.
    I bit at the rope gripped between my teeth without prevail.
    “Now, because I am nice…” declared the deeper voiced man
    -I sniggered at the statement –
    “…I am going to give you one more chance to tell us the truth”
    The other man lunged at me and sliced the rope with a knife,
    the blade brushed my skin and tasted my sweat.
    I remained silent.
    I looked over at the un-named woman tied beside me.
    She raised her eyebrows desperately begging me to not tell.
    I wouldn’t.
    I couldn’t.
    I found myself getting lost in her eyes,
    like I had so many times before,
    her blue iris’ seemingly melting into tears
    and her eye whites faded red.
    Years past bye staring onto her eyes; that’s how it felt.
    An instrument impacted onto my head
    knocking me, along with the rusty chair to the ground.
    As my world faded to black,
    I knew the secret would die
    in those crystal blue eyes.

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    Honestly, I'm not sure if i should keep holding on, or let go. It's tupid to just hold onto something that just keeps hurting you, but it's also stupid to let go of everything you ever wanted.

  19. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    You know what? I instantly smile when I see a text from you, I don' even care what's in it. It's just amazing to know I crossed your mind for a second..

  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
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    December 18, 2011 12:01pm UTC
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