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veniceistheboss
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March 6, 2011 1:16am UTC

Fake friends;
they're like shadows,
always near you at your brightest moments,
but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour. ...

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kiko3221
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March 6, 2011 12:13am UTC

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yourcool
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March 6, 2011 1:45am UTC

9x-7i>3[3x-7u]
9x-7i>9x-21u
-9x -9x
-7i>-21u
i<3u.
Love.
Nerds feel it, too.

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XSydX97X
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March 6, 2011 2:00am UTC

If guys had their periods
They would brag about
how big their tampons
are .
♥
.

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beatifuldisaster685
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March 5, 2011 11:50am UTC

There was a boy whose first love was a girl in a picture, which he found on the street. He picked it up and kept it. As time went by he married, but still kept it. One day his wife found it and asked, "Where did you get this?" The man said, "I found it when i was a child, but why are you asking?" His wife replied, "I lost this picture when I was seven!"

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supergirlxoxo
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March 5, 2011 8:28pm UTC

Please Read!!
I have this amazing friend named Kristine.
Long story short, I messed up and now she's mad at me.
She has every reason to be mad but I love her so much and I have no idea what I would do without her.
Please help get this to the top quotes so she can see my apology.
Kristine, I'm sorry and I love you.
If you faved this, I love you too.

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panda_luv
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February 26, 2011 9:28am UTC

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC

today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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shutupitsjoy
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 11:28am UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook

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Kiwixoxo
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 9:17pm UTC

heartbreak ---------> friends
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All Better♥ |
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v
ben&jerrys <------- wittyprofiles♥
kiwixoxo♥

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star813
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February 26, 2011 10:06am UTC

I wish...
life was written in pencil,
that way we could erase all the mistakes.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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josephine162
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 9:30am UTC

i'm sorry i couldn't
keep the promises
i made when i was
strong
♥

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haunteddx
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:06am UTC

I know in reality
we can't be together anymore.
So I just close my eyes and you're right here with me.
In my dreams you're still mine, forever.

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thisangelcrys
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:32pm UTC

Just because
her eye doesn't tear:
Doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry
and just because
she comes off strong
doesn't mean nothings wrong.
not my format

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Junebuggy
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 7:37am UTC

Dear tummy,
sorry for all the butterflies.
Dear Pillow,
sorry for all the tears.
Dear heart,
sorry for all the damage.
Dear brain,
you were right.

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