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  1. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    your with God and he sneezes and your just like...:/
    Fave if you get it :)

  2. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:54am UTC
    God Loves Me.
    Even when I don’t forward those texts. =]
    Facebook

  3. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Mature eyes only
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said:
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father." 90% of you won't repost this; Be part of the 10% that will

  4. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Please don’t forget
    About Us……….

  5. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:27am UTC
    Who are we to have the right to judge others?
    Okay. Do you want to know the honest truth? I’m not saying that Casey Anthony is innocent, but she is a human being. I mean, think about it. None of us know the truth about this case. We may never find out in this lifetime. I do believe Caylee Anthony does not deserve this at all. Who could kill a child? Apparently somebody did. But my point is that none us know all the facts. Obviously the jury felt that they made the right decision and I’m honestly okay with it. So what I’m trying to say is that listen with your heart and see things through different point of views.
    Btw…..don’t hate: value one’s opinion.

  6. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    If I were a Disney Princess, I'd be ♥Mulan :)
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [ ] You love to dress up
    [ ] You love animals
    x You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [x] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL:3
    Belle:
    [ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [ x ] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [x ] You love to read
    [ ] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [ x ] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [ ] You have done volunteer work
    [ x] You have a wild imagination
    [] You love to take care of people in need
    [ x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [ x ] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL:5
    Jasmine:
    [x] Your dad is very rich/important
    [ x ] You are very clever
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [x ] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [x ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [ x ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [ ] You’re independent
    [x] You are wealthy
    []Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL:6
    Ariel
    [ ] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [ x ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [ ]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    [ ]You have/had long, hair
    [ x ] You have/had a pet fish
    [ x ] You’re extremely curious
    [ x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:4
    Snow White:
    [ x ] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [ x ] You’ve almost been killed
    [ x ] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [ x] You have/had short hair
    [ x ] You get along with almost everyone
    [ x ] All of your friends are different
    [ x] You love to have a good time
    [ ] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL:7
    Mulan:
    [ x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [ x ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [ x ] a lot of your friends are boys
    [ x ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [ x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL:8
    Pocahontas
    [ x ] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [ x ] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [ ] Your parents are very protective of you
    [ x ] Someone you know has been in war
    [ x ]You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    []x You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [ x ] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 6

  7. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    I have a feeling that
    That all the top quotes will be about Casey Anthony tomorrow.

  8. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:53am UTC
    I should be out partying right now…I really should be. But I’m at my house, in sweats and a t shirt , make up washed off, my cat is sitting right next to me, I’m eating some sunflower seeds and I’ve never felt more awesome than right now.

  9. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I got the letter M…
    Something I like: Mini Ravioli :)
    Something I dislike: Mr. Krabs :(
    Something I love: Matt <3
    Something bad: Me, silly hahaha

  10. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    No my dear boy, you didn’t break my heart. You just shattered it.(the first time) Then when I finally mended it…it just flat out broke.

  11. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    I saw them together.
    It probably would’ve broken my heart.
    But my expectations aren’t set too high for him.

  12. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Tonight, all of my friends were at the park watching the fireworks. He came there. With her. I was heartbroken. What the hell happened to us? They were standing there…not even talking or making any physical contact…..I was hurt because if that was me..I would hold him and
    Never Let Go.
    Can someone help me?

  13. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 12:12am UTC
    And when the broken hearted people in the world agree…there will be an answer…
    Let it be.

  14. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 12:05am UTC
    I can only imagine….
    If you loved me. </3

  15. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Mom: Who all did you invite to your party?
    Me: Oh you know….Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Beyonce…you know.the usual.
    Mom: Hah! Jokes on you..you don’t even have their number!
    Me:…..Yes mom :/

  16. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    June 1st: Okay…..get a tan…lose 10 lbs……new wardrobe…….
    July 1st: Okay…starts now!
    August 1st: Too late. Dayum.

  17. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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  18. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Chole Ferrari
    YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The Running Rain Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Jenna December
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    favorite color + favorite animal)
    Tiffany Turtle
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Elaine Pittsfield
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Pee Jal (no joke……)
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    .The Purple Water
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Donald Patrick
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Winter BleedingHeart
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Orangesocky
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Waffle Weeping Willow Haha!!!
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen).
    Adair Cullen

  19. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    To get something you never had….
    You must do something you’ve never done.

  20. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:55am UTC
    .........
    Boy, your
    something special. :)

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